Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.… » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Seeing Red: Fashion Week Begins

The Heart Truth fashion show — at which celebs don red dresses for women's heart health — is always fun to watch, sort of like a mega-wedding where every bridesmaid gets to choose her own dress. And this was the best one yet. » 2/10/11 10:40am 2/10/11 10:40am

Natasha Bedignfield also went dramatically Old Hollywood. also went "sultry." But…

Celebs Show You How To Be Sexy! (With Sexyface Gallery)

We have mixed feelings about these OK! Magazine "Sexy Singles Events" (this one at NYC's Juliet Supper Club.) On the one hand, they're a sartorial disaster. On the other, they're a seminar on the sexyface! » 4/21/10 10:30am 4/21/10 10:30am

Nerds! It's The Date Night Premiere!

Date Night! We all love Tina and Steve, but will it be an intelligent romp or a stupid waste of $10? All I can tell you is that the star-studded premiere, at NYC's Ziegfeld Theatre, had me smiling. (And laughing.) » 4/07/10 10:30am 4/07/10 10:30am

MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The…

According to Esquire, women are allowed to be funny, but only if they are also smokin' hot. In a feature in the "Women We Love" issue called, "Women Who Make Us Laugh," Esquire writes, "When they parody the hot girl, these women have a distinct disadvantage: They are the hot girl." What? Does that even make sense? Do… » 10/29/07 12:45pm 10/29/07 12:45pm