I Truly Read It For The Articles: On Playboy's 60th Anniversary Issue

Playboy magazine's 60th anniversary issue – you know, that one with Kate Moss on the cover – doesn't come in a brown paper wrapper. Instead, it's surrounded by clear plastic, ostensibly to protect this special collector's edition but also to hold with it a bonus 2014 calendar shot for Diesel by none other than Terry… » 12/19/13 11:50am 12/19/13 11:50am

Who Would Make a Truly Interesting Playboy Cover Model?

Earlier today, Playboy released the cover images for its much-hyped 60th anniversary issue featuring model Kate Moss. Now, why exactly Kate Moss is such an exciting cover girl is a bit of a mystery because, as a quick search of Google images will show you, finding pictures Kate Moss naked is very easy and — unlike a… » 12/02/13 6:15pm 12/02/13 6:15pm

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… » 3/07/13 9:00am 3/07/13 9:00am

Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits

Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the second marriage for both of them. Although this means our fantasy of James Brolin, Barbra Streisand, Josh and Diane… » 2/22/13 9:00am 2/22/13 9:00am

Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how… » 2/07/13 9:00am 2/07/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover

Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez… » 1/18/13 9:00am 1/18/13 9:00am

Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She Has a Baby In Her Again

After months, months of breathless waiting, I tell you, Jessica Simpson has revealed that she is, in fact, pregnant again. Finally! I will get a non-fitful night's sleep for the first time in many moons. Simpson, who gave birth just seven months ago to baby Maxwell Drew with her fiancé Eric Johnson, revealed the… » 12/26/12 9:02am 12/26/12 9:02am

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists

Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and… » 10/29/12 9:00am 10/29/12 9:00am

Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche…

Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at… » 10/27/12 11:30am 10/27/12 11:30am