Kate Middleton Has a Butt Bodyguard

Being a princess (yes, she's a duchess, but she'll always be a princes in my heart) is not all it's cut out to be. Sure, there are probably balls and you can get DVDs of movies that haven't been released at months before anyone else (right?), but the territory also comes with paparazzi blinding you as you walk out of… » 6/01/14 12:06pm 6/01/14 12:06pm

A Piss Poor Justification for Publishing Kate Middleton's Butt Photos

Earlier this week, the German tabloid Bild attracted a great deal of criticism for publishing photos of Kate Middleton's skirt blowing up in the wind, revealing her "bare bottom," as the British papers have all referred to it. And now, an Australian newspaper has followed in Bild's ignominious footsteps — with the… » 5/28/14 11:10am 5/28/14 11:10am

Wedding Diets Are Evil and Just Make Women Feel Like Shit

It took more than a year of wedding planning, but it finally happened: I snapped and started frantically scanning the Internet for weight-loss schemes. A couple of unflattering pictures from a bridal shower and I basically blacked out and woke up a half an hour later, hovering over the "buy" button on a Groupon juice… » 3/25/14 2:20pm 3/25/14 2:20pm

Kate Middleton's Palace Decorating Scheme WILL NOT DO

Today in "British royalty being incredibly relatable," Kate Middleton will be soon be redecorating her Kensington Palace home despite having just finished a renovation that cost £1 million in taxpayer money. According to The Daily Mail, the Duchess of Cambridge is unhappy with the color scheme she chose last year… » 3/05/14 4:15pm 3/05/14 4:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: Another Lady Quits The Bachelor ('He's a Jerk')

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman skips to the newsstand to procure the celebrity weeklies (In Touch, Ok!, Us, Star, Life & Style) and together we peruse these silly nursery rhymes of gossip. This week: Kate Middleton is pregnant with a little princess; Juan Pablo is a "jerk" and an… » 2/19/14 3:45pm 2/19/14 3:45pm