In today’s Tweet Beat, Gina Rodriguez gushes, Kim Kardashian wants attention and models are in Paris.

Let’s say you suddenly find yourself in another part of the world. You find yourself in a beautiful region of France. With your beautiful, famous friends. For a beautiful, fancy wedding. You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

A weary nation can finally rest easy as Karlie Kloss assures the world that yes, she and Taylor Swift are still best friends.

Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift insist that their romance is genuine, but Hiddles’ accounts of coupledom have thus far been excruciatingly bland. And when he addresses the media’s fixation on his relationship, his remarks are similarly tepid.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we don’t go to our original magazine store, our recently shuttered backup magazine store, or the second backup magazine store that’s close to the office but only has the tabloids 30 percent of the time, and instead try something a little different because it’s Senior Week.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Karlie and Taylor are friends, Yoko Ono is back to being Yoko Ono and Jaden Smith channels The Joker.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are pausing their international “Hey, we’re dating!” tour to celebrate the Fourth of July at Swift’s Rhode Island beach house. Their aggressive PDA campaign continues apace.

The latest issue of Vogue includes a spread called “Here’s What Happens When Supermodels Kendall, Gigi, and Karlie Go to Silicon Valley.” As far as I can tell, nothing happens, except maybe Grace Coddington weeping a river of relief 5,000 miles away that she has finally washed her hands of this whole operation.

Whatever you’ve been reading about Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, don’t believe it, okay? No matter what some yellow journalists are telling you, Will and Jada are doing GREAT and the only people fit to say otherwise are Will and Jada themselves.

Everyone knows that Karlie Kloss, HBIC of the great supermodel explosion of the 2010s, is an uncommon type of human. It also means that people often talk about her as an object, freak of nature, or animorph.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went on a double date with Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid this weekend, and Karlie Kloss was the fifth wheel. The fivesome spent part of the date (or maybe all of it?) on a boat that sailed down the Thames, where Karlie and Taylor presumably talked about other boys and screamed and laughed the…

Taylor Swift released yet another teaser image for her upcoming video masterpiece “Bad Blood” today. Joining celebrities and Tay-BFFs like Lena Dunham, Hailee Steinfeld, Kendrick Lamar, Serayah, Ellie Goulding, Gigi Hadid, and Zendaya is... Ellen Pompeo?!?! Yes. Ellen Pompeo, star of Grey’s Anatomy, will be in the…

Time celebrated the 100 most important people who would be advantageous to put on its cover last night, as well as many others. They called it a Gala as they do every year, but for the most part attendees dressed in fancy-casual gowns—not a lot of glimmer and glitz—which was fine. Also, Kanye performed a 20-minute…

America's most upscale tabloid People held its annual awards show last night, acknowledging the most influential people of its 2014 or whatever-whatever. People being People, its red carpet attracted quite the coterie of A-listers, wearing a range of ensembles from wonderful to disastrous, and a nice little preview as…

The annual Victoria's Secret runway show aired Tuesday night, and it was the typical procession of lingerie'd models, impossibly tall and lean, marching like pegasus-gazelles, emboldened by gold-encrusted wings. Fly, fly away, beautiful models. Be free.