RNC Chairman Declares Hillary Clinton's Age, Health 'Fair Game'

There's been a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton's MyStErY brain injury these days (spoiler alert: 80% the mystery is why we're even talking about it in the first place). Of course, like any female political figure, Clinton faces all sorts of ridiculous assertions and questions about her age, her health, her fashion,… » 5/18/14 12:45pm 5/18/14 12:45pm

The Daily Show Skewers Karl Rove for Attacking Hillary Clinton

Karl Rove is up to his old tricks again. The Republican strategist-cum-pundit recently accused Hillary Clinton of brain damage, then backpedaled. Thankfully, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart was front and center to make fun of Rove and #brainghazi on Tuesday night. » 5/14/14 1:00pm 5/14/14 1:00pm

Karl Rove Helpfully Diagnoses Hillary Clinton With Brain Damage

Political operative and meat snowman Karl Rove has a potentially devastating medical diagnosis for Hillary Clinton: she's got brain damage. How does he know this? Same way Karl Rove establishes that anything is true: by first pulling it squirming from his ass, and then repeating it over and over again until people… » 5/13/14 1:40pm 5/13/14 1:40pm

Conservatives Run Attack Ad Against Ashley Judd Even Though She Isn't…

Ashley Judd, staunch feminist and delightful human being, is still just barely "mulling" a 2014 senate run against Kentucky Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Cliff's Notes: It is currently February of 2013)—but that didn't stop conservative Super PAC American Crossroads from firing up a big dorky… » 2/07/13 9:30am 2/07/13 9:30am

The Simpsons Effectively Mocks Karl Rove's Election Night Tantrum

Remember way back on Tuesday night when the former White House turd blossom wouldn't admit the Republicans had lost the presidential election, long after his fellow Fox News correspondents were like, "Obama won. Get it together, dude"? Well, merely six days later, mean Humpty Dumpty is being dealt another blow, this… » 11/12/12 10:50am 11/12/12 10:50am

Did Noted Turdblossom Karl Rove Warn Komen That It Was Making a Really…

Karen Handel's, um, much-anticipated book about the implosion of Susan G. Komen for the Cure has finally hit shelves or is floating disembodied around the internets, and rumor has it that the book includes a surprise protagonist who was urging Komen to reverse its decision to cut cancer screening funding for Planned… » 9/11/12 10:25pm 9/11/12 10:25pm

Republicans Decide President Obama Is Our New Guilty Pleasure

After the whole War on Women business erupted and Romney repeatedly proved himself to have no idea what women want—except for his wife, Ann, of course, on whom he is the world's foremost expert—the Republicans decided to buckle down and try to appeal to women on economic issues; since even women understand they need… » 5/25/12 11:00am 5/25/12 11:00am

Hilariously Terrible Attack Ad Makes Obama Look Like The Third Member…

Thesis Statement: Obama's ability to smile, dance, enjoy interpersonal communication and sip on a cold beer is a direct threat to our nation, and perhaps the world. » 4/28/12 2:15pm 4/28/12 2:15pm

Elizabeth Warren Terrifies Karl Rove

A group fronted by undifferentiated hate tissue Karl Rove is pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into a televised ad campaign designed to smear Massachusetts Senate candidate and middle class folk hero Elizabeth Warren. This can only mean that Rove— and other conservatives— are shit-scared of her. » 11/10/11 2:10pm 11/10/11 2:10pm

Celebs Turn To God After Japan Earthquake

Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting. » 3/11/11 7:30pm 3/11/11 7:30pm

Lady Gaga Unhappy With Fox's Editing Of Her American Idol Performance

Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga is pissed at Fox for "poorly and amateurly" editing her performance and musical arrangement on American Idol. Plus, Jackie Collins is an Usher fan, and Kelsey Grammar earnestly uses "cheers" as a salutation. » 5/06/10 8:00pm 5/06/10 8:00pm

Kathy Bates To Join Cast Of The Office

Today in Tweet Beat, Rainn Wilson is psyched to work with Kathy Bates, Mariah Carey doesn't care if her friends look good in pictures, and Kim Zolciak wants help picking her new vanity plate. » 1/12/10 7:00pm 1/12/10 7:00pm

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business…

Crazy Like A Fox: Karl Rove Declares Victory In Healthcare Conflict

Today's headline made me curse out loud. "The GOP Is Winning the Health-Care Debate," the Wall Street Journal screams. Muttering to myself about talking points, I looked down and saw the byline. Karl Rove? You can't trust that fuckbag! » 10/08/09 10:00am 10/08/09 10:00am

Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. » 10/06/09 7:20pm 10/06/09 7:20pm

Oh God: Jon Gosselin Is Officially On Twitter

Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has a Twitter account and a children's foundation, Kim Zolciak claims her topless photos weren't Photoshopped "that much," and Demi Moore gets upset (and might be taking legal action against Perez Hilton). » 9/01/09 7:00pm 9/01/09 7:00pm

Rachel Zoe Would Love To Design A Line For Walmart

Today in Tweet Beat, Karl Rove hangs out with Twitter followers IRL, Spencer's Nana loves Heidi's Playboy shots, and Sherri Shepherd stinks. » 8/28/09 6:20pm 8/28/09 6:20pm

What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today

For Tweet Beat, we'll follow celebs' Twitter accounts so you don't have to. Today, Samantha Ronson doesn't think women are good drivers, Larry King admits he doesn't type, Tyra is talking about weaves (natch), and more! » 8/18/09 6:00pm 8/18/09 6:00pm

Rosie Calls Elisabeth A Twat Swat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For…

Clinton Scores Another Hood; Republicans Lose More Ground