RNC Chairman Declares Hillary Clinton's Age, Health 'Fair Game'

There's been a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton's MyStErY brain injury these days (spoiler alert: 80% the mystery is why we're even talking about it in the first place). Of course, like any female political figure, Clinton faces all sorts of ridiculous assertions and questions about her age, her health, her fashion,… »5/18/14 12:45pm5/18/14 12:45pm

Karl Rove Helpfully Diagnoses Hillary Clinton With Brain Damage

Political operative and meat snowman Karl Rove has a potentially devastating medical diagnosis for Hillary Clinton: she's got brain damage. How does he know this? Same way Karl Rove establishes that anything is true: by first pulling it squirming from his ass, and then repeating it over and over again until people… »5/13/14 1:40pm5/13/14 1:40pm

Conservatives Run Attack Ad Against Ashley Judd Even Though She Isn't Actually Running Yet

Ashley Judd, staunch feminist and delightful human being, is still just barely "mulling" a 2014 senate run against Kentucky Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Cliff's Notes: It is currently February of 2013)—but that didn't stop conservative Super PAC American Crossroads from firing up a big dorky… »2/07/13 9:30am2/07/13 9:30am

The Simpsons Effectively Mocks Karl Rove's Election Night Tantrum

Remember way back on Tuesday night when the former White House turd blossom wouldn't admit the Republicans had lost the presidential election, long after his fellow Fox News correspondents were like, "Obama won. Get it together, dude"? Well, merely six days later, mean Humpty Dumpty is being dealt another blow, this… »11/12/12 10:50am11/12/12 10:50am

Did Noted Turdblossom Karl Rove Warn Komen That It Was Making a Really Bad Decision?

Karen Handel's, um, much-anticipated book about the implosion of Susan G. Komen for the Cure has finally hit shelves or is floating disembodied around the internets, and rumor has it that the book includes a surprise protagonist who was urging Komen to reverse its decision to cut cancer screening funding for Planned… »9/11/12 10:25pm9/11/12 10:25pm

Republicans Decide President Obama Is Our New Guilty Pleasure

After the whole War on Women business erupted and Romney repeatedly proved himself to have no idea what women want—except for his wife, Ann, of course, on whom he is the world's foremost expert—the Republicans decided to buckle down and try to appeal to women on economic issues; since even women understand they need… »5/25/12 11:00am5/25/12 11:00am