Kanye West Inceptionizes Us With 'American Psycho' Music Video

We all know from our trusty friends at every gossip magazine or site that Kanye West is a terrible boyfriend to Kim, and that he is a distant observer obsessed with his artistic pursuit. Well, in the ultimate surprise move, Kanye West demonstrates he knows what is up with the Kardashian clan: he filmed an 'American… »6/10/13 4:45pm6/10/13 4:45pm

Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran

It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep… »3/01/13 9:00am3/01/13 9:00am

Kris Jenner Gets Her Own Talk Show; 'Great!' Says No One

Comrades, I have looked into the future and — oh — what an awful place it is. It's a world where girls are all assigned "K" names like Kindle or Kool Lights and Brody Jenner wins People's Sexiest Man Alive every year from now until eternity. It's a world where a lady's greatest accomplishment is drinking white wine on… »1/28/13 5:40pm1/28/13 5:40pm

Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is Finally Here (and It's Hideous)

Did you know that Rob Kardashian is passionate about socks? He's been talking a lot about launching his own luxury sock line, Arthur George, for over a year, using his sisters' various TV shows to promote the business that didn't even exist—until now! Retailing for $30 a pair, the socks are available exclusively at… »11/14/12 2:40pm11/14/12 2:40pm

No One's Going to Pay Your Medical Bills When Your Scammy Butt-Shoes Break Your Ankles

Yesterday, a judge tentatively approved a $40 million settlement in a class action lawsuit against Skechers, the company responsible for Shape-Ups, the shoe responsible for shattering both dreams of perky asses and literal leg bones. But if people injured wearing the shoes were hoping that the shoe company would… »8/14/12 6:00pm8/14/12 6:00pm

Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love Tweets

Figuring they'd squeeze in one more shit-storm of controversy before the year is out, Rihanna and Chris Brown have got eyebrows raised and at the ready after sending each other a series of secret-but-not-really-because-it's-a-public-forum love Tweets. Chris got the ball rolling when he wrote, "Love U more than you… »12/30/11 9:00am12/30/11 9:00am

Kardashians Kling To Spotlight As Kourtney Announces Second Pregnancy

Now that Kim Kardashian has fallen out of favor, Kris Jenner is no doubt licking her lips over news that her second favorite daughter Kourtney is pregnant with baby number two. Taking a pregnancy test (which I'm sure is routine when they swing by mom's place for a weekly dinner) five weeks ago, Kourt couldn't wait to… »11/30/11 9:00am11/30/11 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked… »9/11/11 11:00am9/11/11 11:00am