Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet

Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last… » 8/11/14 9:30am 8/11/14 9:30am

This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a… » 7/09/14 4:00pm 7/09/14 4:00pm

Kim Kardashian Says She's a 'Strict Mother'

Wearing a terribly unflattering Balmain rope dress on a $20 million yacht in Cannes, Kim Kardashian gave her first interview since her wedding last month to Kanye West. She mostly discussed her parenting style, saying she's "strict" with North on naps and sleeping in her own crib, while inadvertently throwing shade at… » 6/20/14 11:20am 6/20/14 11:20am

Pharrell Says He's Not a Feminist Because 'It's Not Possible'

When asked whether or not he identifies as a feminist, Pharrell said he'd like to be one—he supports women and all that—but he's just not sure if it's "possible." Good news, Pharrell! Setting aside academic dialogues about whether male-identified humans should identify as feminists or feminist allies (because I don't… » 5/29/14 8:00pm 5/29/14 8:00pm

The West-Kardashian Consortium is Official, and Here's What We Know

Well Kimye are officially bonded in holy matrimony, but before you plunge into the depths of an existential crisis, the knowledge that there shan't be more pre-wedding Kimye clothing, location, guest, or gift rumors slowly perforating your very existence, don't worry. This wedding was so illustrious, details will… » 5/25/14 11:35am 5/25/14 11:35am

A Kimye Ceremony Photo Emerges! Plus Photos From Last Night/Today

Well, everyone who called that last night was just a rehearsal was correct. Your weekend has been made and you can now pat yourself on the back! For the rest of us who were hoping that the Wests would get married twice (COME ON! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS) there are Instagram photos of last night's looks and even a… » 5/24/14 2:10pm 5/24/14 2:10pm

James Franco Posts and Deletes Another Scandalous Selfie

Happy Memorial Day weekend! In order to help you celebrate, James Franco (actor, author, director, the new messiah, etc.) has posted and deleted another revealing selfie for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately for Franco, the internet doesn't play peekaboo and anything you post is forever (especially when you do it… » 5/24/14 11:30am 5/24/14 11:30am

Kimye Wedding May Be Happening Right Now! Lana Del Rey Performing!

More pictures from the possible nuptial of the future (current?) Mr. and Mrs. West have surfaced. Among them are shots of guests en route, guests arriving, and a very special photo of the sky from Kim with the caption "little angels are blessing us." Also: Lana Del Rey is rehearsing! Could she be swaying in place on… » 5/23/14 5:18pm 5/23/14 5:18pm