This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a… » 7/09/14 4:00pm 7/09/14 4:00pm

Kim Kardashian Says She's a 'Strict Mother'

Wearing a terribly unflattering Balmain rope dress on a $20 million yacht in Cannes, Kim Kardashian gave her first interview since her wedding last month to Kanye West. She mostly discussed her parenting style, saying she's "strict" with North on naps and sleeping in her own crib, while inadvertently throwing shade at… » 6/20/14 11:20am 6/20/14 11:20am

Pharrell Says He's Not a Feminist Because 'It's Not Possible'

When asked whether or not he identifies as a feminist, Pharrell said he'd like to be one—he supports women and all that—but he's just not sure if it's "possible." Good news, Pharrell! Setting aside academic dialogues about whether male-identified humans should identify as feminists or feminist allies (because I don't… » 5/29/14 8:00pm 5/29/14 8:00pm

The West-Kardashian Consortium is Official, and Here's What We Know

Well Kimye are officially bonded in holy matrimony, but before you plunge into the depths of an existential crisis, the knowledge that there shan't be more pre-wedding Kimye clothing, location, guest, or gift rumors slowly perforating your very existence, don't worry. This wedding was so illustrious, details will… » 5/25/14 11:35am 5/25/14 11:35am

A Kimye Ceremony Photo Emerges! Plus Photos From Last Night/Today

Well, everyone who called that last night was just a rehearsal was correct. Your weekend has been made and you can now pat yourself on the back! For the rest of us who were hoping that the Wests would get married twice (COME ON! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS) there are Instagram photos of last night's looks and even a… » 5/24/14 2:10pm 5/24/14 2:10pm

James Franco Posts and Deletes Another Scandalous Selfie

Happy Memorial Day weekend! In order to help you celebrate, James Franco (actor, author, director, the new messiah, etc.) has posted and deleted another revealing selfie for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately for Franco, the internet doesn't play peekaboo and anything you post is forever (especially when you do it… » 5/24/14 11:30am 5/24/14 11:30am

Kimye Wedding May Be Happening Right Now! Lana Del Rey Performing!

More pictures from the possible nuptial of the future (current?) Mr. and Mrs. West have surfaced. Among them are shots of guests en route, guests arriving, and a very special photo of the sky from Kim with the caption "little angels are blessing us." Also: Lana Del Rey is rehearsing! Could she be swaying in place on… » 5/23/14 5:18pm 5/23/14 5:18pm

Kim and Kanye's Wedding Is Imminent (and All Over Instagram)

Kim and Kanye are getting married at some point this weekend (maybe tonight? maybe tomorrow?) somewhere in Europe (maybe Paris? maybe Florence?) and friends, family and employees are carefully documenting the entire celebration—from a bachelorette dinner last night to a brunch at Valentino's castle today—on Instagram.… » 5/23/14 1:30pm 5/23/14 1:30pm

Here's What Kim and Kanye’s Wedding Seating Chart Probably Looks Like

As various guests arrive in Paris for what's shaping up to be the wedding of the century, it's becoming pretty clear that there are bound to be some very awkward encounters at Kim and Kanye's reception. Between the bitter exes, opposing litigants in multimillion-dollar civil trials and professional rivals in… » 5/22/14 4:30pm 5/22/14 4:30pm

Kim and Kanye Are NOT Getting Married in Florence

Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a beautiful place for a wedding, according to my mother who has never been), sources close to the happy couple reveal that the wedding will take place at Versailles after a week of lavish parties all around… » 5/17/14 11:30am 5/17/14 11:30am

Jennifer Lawrence and Jimmy Fallon Air Out Their Adorable Bloodfeud

Apparently Jennifer Lawrence and Jimworth Fallon have been embroiled in a bit of a CELEBRITY BEEF, following an incident of egregious turncoatery involving J. Lo, a Kanye West concert, and an ill-fated choreographed spin-move. Fortunately, thanks to the magic of television and these two people being FUCKING… » 5/16/14 10:40am 5/16/14 10:40am