Just to ensure that human beings have unknowingly consumed EVERY kind of animal who sings "Circle of Life" at the beginning of The Lion King, it looks like South Africans have inadvertently been munching on the horse's swaggier cousin, the zebra, as well as kangaroos and giraffes. Sigh. Just when we were getting över …

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat, it's an adorable Joey! Info:

Take a peek into this secret garden of exotic animals, and then try to deny yourself that pet kangaroo you've always wanted. This joey really wants to play with the lemurs, it's just that they're so high up and the joey's arms are maddeningly short. It's like a metaphor for how our wildest dreams are always just out…

If anything could fix a case of the Mondays it's a relaxing massage. Or a baby kangaroo. Luckily, this video contains both. It just might be a very, very good week.

Dear headline,

Anzac, a five-month-old kangaroo, has become best friends with Peggy, a baby wombat after the two rescued orphans began sharing a pouch at the Wildlife Kilmore Rescue Centre in Victoria, Australia. According to workers at the facility, Peggy and Anzac are comforted by each other's movements and heartbeats, allowing…

Meet Digger the baby kangaroo. He wears diapers, hates slippery floors and will egg-roll straight into your heart.

A kangaroo has been stalking women on a trail in Australia's Northern Territory. "With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me," reports one women. "There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing." [TimesOnline]

This feel-good adventure could only have happened Down Under!

At about minute 4 of this video, a National Geographic editor gets beaten up by a kangaroo. Don't worry, neither animal nor editor is hurt in filming. [National Geographic via AdAge]

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