We knew remakes of Beyoncé's homemade (hotel-made?) "7/11" video would come flying in and here's one featuring all men. We can't have anything, not even Beyoncé.

Buy all the kale you can right now, because like limes and quinoa before it, happiness is fleeting and the Food Gods are untrustworthy. Attention: There Is A Kale Shortage. Gird Your Grocery Carts!

According to the Social Security Administration, not only is Brooklyn a popular thing that has become a name thing now, but that leafy green vegetable your old roommate was far too fond of is as well.

Smell you later, quinoa and gluten-free stuff. In 2014, people will be eating dirt. Literally.

In Sunday’s New York Times Magazine, reporter Michael Moss wrote about obnoxiously named Boulder ad agency Victor & Spoils creating a mock ad campaign for broccoli.

How long has it been since you listened to someone wax rapturous about kale against your will? 14 minutes? Okay, good, you're overdue for your next ode to the vegetable equivalent of a jaunty fashion hat — so, here is the best Kale Trend Piece of All Time (sorry, "What Can't Kale Do?", but we're all impressed by…

Weddings are a celebration of love between two people and offer the rest of us to be super cunty about the way the couple went about it. Case in point: Matt and Amber, real-life newlyweds who recently shared the details of their nuptials on the Internet. Got your beach umbrellas ready? It's time to throw some shade.