Here's the All-Male Version of Beyoncé's "7/11" Video You Asked For

We knew remakes of Beyoncé's homemade (hotel-made?) "7/11" video would come flying in and here's one featuring all men. We can't have anything, not even Beyoncé. » 12/02/14 11:30am 12/02/14 11:30am

There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.

Buy all the kale you can right now, because like limes and quinoa before it, happiness is fleeting and the Food Gods are untrustworthy. Attention: There Is A Kale Shortage. Gird Your Grocery Carts! » 7/24/14 6:15pm 7/24/14 6:15pm

People Actually Named Their Kids Kale This Year

According to the Social Security Administration, not only is Brooklyn a popular thing that has become a name thing now, but that leafy green vegetable your old roommate was far too fond of is as well. » 5/20/14 7:10pm 5/20/14 7:10pm

Kale vs. Broccoli: How to Get Americans to Eat Their Vegetables

In Sunday’s New York Times Magazine, reporter Michael Moss wrote about obnoxiously named Boulder ad agency Victor & Spoils creating a mock ad campaign for broccoli. » 11/05/13 11:40am 11/05/13 11:40am

Meet the 'Joan of Arc of Kale'

How long has it been since you listened to someone wax rapturous about kale against your will? 14 minutes? Okay, good, you're overdue for your next ode to the vegetable equivalent of a jaunty fashion hat — so, here is the best Kale Trend Piece of All Time (sorry, "What Can't Kale Do?", but we're all impressed by… » 9/23/13 11:05am 9/23/13 11:05am

Vegan Wine & Kale Bouquets: How to Have the Most Eye-Roll Worthy…

Weddings are a celebration of love between two people and offer the rest of us to be super cunty about the way the couple went about it. Case in point: Matt and Amber, real-life newlyweds who recently shared the details of their nuptials on the Internet. Got your beach umbrellas ready? It's time to throw some shade. » 12/28/12 5:30pm 12/28/12 5:30pm

Jennifer Connelly Takes Martha Stewart's Name In Vain

...and doesn't miss a beat. Because, seriously, if anything's worth cursing about, it's the stress of dealing with the wrong kind of chard with an overstuffed house during the holidays. Dave, as usual, doesn't seem to get it. » 1/12/10 12:40pm 1/12/10 12:40pm