The Trolls Soundtrack Is the Worst Album of the Year—And For That, Justin Timberlake Should Not Be Forgiven

If Justin Timberlake were a Troll doll, he would have been abandoned at the bottom of my toy box with all of his hair cut off long, long ago. His throwing Janet Jackson under the bus, hopping in the driver’s seat, running her over repeatedly, and sampling the sounds of the wheels crushing her body in his music in the…

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I Am Somewhat in Love With Both Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton After This CMA Duet

Last night, at the CMA Awards, rising country star Chris Stapleton and former Mouseketeer Justin Timberlake performed a duet, in which Stapleton’s “Tennessee Whiskey” slides into Timberlake’s “Drink You Away.” It’s so good I am feeling actual longing in my heart right now, likely related to my overpowering weakness…