Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Love Is More Real Than Anyone Could Ever Comprehend

Sources close to Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—hereby known as Gwake—would like to shut down all the rumors that the couple’s relationship is nothing but a ploy to boost ratings for The Voice. As illustrated in the photo composite above (as non-blurry photos of them being intimate do not exist), Gwake are closer and… »11/06/15 9:30am11/06/15 9:30am

Sex Toy Company Offers Justin Bieber Cold Hard Cash to Turn His Penis Into a Dildo

In “things that should never happen and probably never will” news, Justin Bieber’s oversized member (or “OMG,” as it is referred to among the well-read) has caught the attention of Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company that helps people make fully-functional replicas of their sexual organs. The company is offering Bieber a… »10/26/15 3:20pm10/26/15 3:20pm

Calling It: Justin Bieber Has Released the Three Best Singles of 2015

It pains me to say this, but—wait, no it doesn’t—it delights me to say this: Justin Bieber has released the three best singles of 2015, and there’s still time for him to release more. These aren’t mere flashes in the pan that we’ll forget once Adele and Rihanna drop 25 and Anti, respectively; they’re perfect, timeless… »10/23/15 5:00pm10/23/15 5:00pm

Bieber's Mad About the Nude Photos, Still Wants You to Know There Was 'Shrinkage'

Justin Bieber is aware that the entire internet has seen his penis (consensus: it’s very nice, but his dad is creepy), and though he isn’t pleased that the nude vacation photos were released, he’d still like you to know that shrinkage was a serious problem. That some serious bragging, Bieber. “That was shrinkage for… »10/17/15 10:30am10/17/15 10:30am

Justin Bieber Has a Very Supportive Father

This tweet, from Jeremy Bieber’s father to his son, is the worst tweet I’ve ever seen. It’s so upsetting, in fact, that after finishing this post, I might have to throw my phone in the nearest river, go to the hardware store, buy a shovel, find an empty plot of land somewhere in the godforsaken town, dig a hole, and… »10/09/15 12:35pm10/09/15 12:35pm

Bieber's Very Pleased That You All Know How Big His Dick Is, But He's Still Gonna Sue

After nude photographs of Justin Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora were published earlier this week, his lawyers “sent multiple cease and desist letters to news outlets that published the pics” asking for their removal. But even though he definitely wants the photos to be taken down, Bieber is by no means embarrassed… »10/09/15 9:50am10/09/15 9:50am

Helen Mirren Thinks Men Slinging Their Arms Around Their Girlfriends ‘Is Like Ownership’

Hello? You there? Please don’t put your arm around Dame Helen Mirren. I don’t care if you’re her friend or if you two have been “intimate” - just don’t do it! Why? Because Mirren recently spoke with Daily Mail’s You Magazine about how much it irritates the hell out of her. »9/15/15 8:00pm9/15/15 8:00pm