Justin Bieber Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom

This Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom bloodfeud is relevant to all of my interests: stupid people, hot people, and bloodfeuds. Today, in the aftermath of Punchlandomageddon 2014, Bieber posted a revenge photo of Orlando Bloom pretending to cry (TRULY A ZINGER), then deleted it, then re-posted it—an ingenious double… » 7/30/14 8:00pm Today 8:00pm

Kim and Kanye Are NOT Getting Married in Florence

Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a beautiful place for a wedding, according to my mother who has never been), sources close to the happy couple reveal that the wedding will take place at Versailles after a week of lavish parties all around… » 5/17/14 11:30am 5/17/14 11:30am

Customs Officials Detain Justin Bieber at LAX, Won't Let Him into USA

Justin Bieber was stopped and questioned today by US customs officials at LAX as he tried to enter the country after a trip to Japan. (At the time of this writing he was still being detained.) Officials wouldn't comment on the cause or nature of their suspicions, but the elfin song-angel was similarly detained in New… » 4/24/14 8:00pm 4/24/14 8:00pm

Every Celebrity in LA Tweeted About the Earthquake

A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)… » 3/29/14 11:41am 3/29/14 11:41am

This Week in Tabloids: Justin and Selena Are Totally Getting Married

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we brave the wilds in order to obtain copies of Ok!, Star, Life & Style, inTouch and Us. This week, editors must be gnashing their teeth in fury because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled one day after all the issues went to print, meaning that everyone ran… » 3/26/14 3:20pm 3/26/14 3:20pm

Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram

Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she… » 3/22/14 11:30am 3/22/14 11:30am