Every Celebrity in LA Tweeted About the Earthquake

A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)… » 3/29/14 11:41am 3/29/14 11:41am

This Week in Tabloids: Justin and Selena Are Totally Getting Married

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we brave the wilds in order to obtain copies of Ok!, Star, Life & Style, inTouch and Us. This week, editors must be gnashing their teeth in fury because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled one day after all the issues went to print, meaning that everyone ran… » 3/26/14 3:20pm 3/26/14 3:20pm

Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram

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Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she… » 3/22/14 11:30am 3/22/14 11:30am

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in… » 3/15/14 11:30am 3/15/14 11:30am

At Long Last, Here's Video of Justin Bieber Peeing in a Cup

Biebsters, the wait is over, the day of your deliverance is nigh. The Miami Police Department has just released video of Justin Biebmus Christ Himself pissing into a cup after his drunk driving arrest earlier this year. Fortunately (or unfortunately, weirdos), they blurred out his Bienis. But you still get the point. » 3/06/14 2:15pm 3/06/14 2:15pm

Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis

Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY DOKEY,… » 3/04/14 8:25pm 3/04/14 8:25pm

Justin Bieber Won't Take DUI Plea Deal Because Drug Testing

Justin Bieber is prepared to reject a plea deal prosecutors have offered in his Miami Beach drunk drag racing escapades., mostly because he's unwilling to submit to random drug testing, mostly because he smokes a lot of weed, mostly because hobbies that 19-year-old millionaires specialize in such as sex, video games,… » 2/23/14 11:30am 2/23/14 11:30am

Rihanna Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Bankrupt

To be fair, she actually said "effectively bankrupt," and "effectively bankrupt" in Rihanna-speak means "down to her last $2 million." But, in context, that is a dramatic loss for a woman who regularly earns tens-of-millions per year and is worth more than $40 million total. Rihanna is currently suing said shitty accountant… » 2/12/14 8:00pm 2/12/14 8:00pm

Channing Tatum Is 'Very Fat and Happy' Right Now

Channing Tatum, the kindest and most affable bro to ever walk the face of the earth, went on the Ellen show and told Ellen Degeneres that he's currently "very 'fappy' [which means] very fat and happy right now." He added, "I've been working for two straight years, and now it's some really needed downtime with my family." » 2/07/14 9:13am 2/07/14 9:13am

This Week in Tabloids: Justin Cheated on Selena With Miley

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand so that together we may dissect the celebrity tabloids, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. This week: Bruce Jenner is "stealing Kim's look"; Beyoncé is losing her curves; and Selena Gomez told folks in group therapy that Justin Bieber cheated on… » 2/05/14 5:00pm 2/05/14 5:00pm

Miley Cyrus on Critics Who Call Her Act Racist: 'They're Just Jealous'

Miley Cyrus's W interview is online now, and it's — um, well, it's interesting. Ronan Farrow, who conducted the interview, calls her "Molly Bloom… for the Instagram set," so there's that. In one photo, approximately one-third of one nipple is showing, which is the tamest provocation in recorded history to likely rile up… » 2/03/14 9:12am 2/03/14 9:12am