This Jurassic Park/Ace Ventura Mashup Is So Wrong, Yet So Very Right

Admit it. You know perfectly well what this is. You know exactly where it's going. And you're going to watch it, because you already know it's perfect. » 11/22/14 11:43am 11/22/14 11:43am

Watch Jeff Goldblum Sing a Special Version of the Jurassic Park Theme

Jeff Goldblum continues to live the very chillest of lives: Yesterday he stopped by Late Night and treated Seth Meyers and audience to a special version of the Jurassic Park theme. Sample lyrics: "I'm so scared that I'll be eaten." He proceeded to lead a sing-along. » 9/10/14 2:20pm 9/10/14 2:20pm

Perfection: a Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to the Jurassic Park Song

Goats are everywhere: Singing the national anthem, stampeding across the Internet, and now they're covering the theme song to Jurassic Park, the greatest summer blockbuster of all time (I am prepared to fight for this claim). » 7/02/14 2:00pm 7/02/14 2:00pm

Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening

I think I've made my feelings on Jurassic Park pretty clear (DINOS DINOS DINOS I AM PRO), but I wasn't certain how to feel about the announcement back in March that a Jurassic Park 4 was to be a thing. I mean, the first two sequels were sooooo garbagey—and it's such a weird progression to be like, "Yeah, we know we… » 6/19/13 7:20pm 6/19/13 7:20pm

I Re-Watched Jurassic Park for You Because, Really, Who Has the Time?

When I was 12, in 1994, I basically did three things: watch The Fugitive, watch A League of Their Own, and watch Jurassic Park. Oh, and listen to Weird Al's "Off the Deep End." Four things. Over and over and over. (Oh!!! And play that Yo! Noid Nintendo game! Five things! But this is not relevant.) In that… » 4/05/13 1:35pm 4/05/13 1:35pm