Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck in His Penis (No, You Read That Right)

I took health class in the late 90s, and there are many things that I have forgotten (like the video we had to watch about what STDs look like). I will never forget, however, the question box our teacher put on her desk to give us the opportunity to ask anonymous questions that would be shared with the class. One… » 4/12/14 5:20pm 4/12/14 5:20pm

Jump-Rope Puppy Is Angling for a Lifetime of Underemployment and…

Puppies that can jump rope seem cool or whatever, but shouldn't we be teaching young dogs more marketable skills, especially in this economy? It's super irresponsible for dog owners to keep teaching dogs how to high-five, roll over, fetch, get beer from the fridge (this, btw, is a horrible, disaster-riddled idea so… » 4/14/12 1:30pm 4/14/12 1:30pm

Lightning-Fast Jump Rope Champ Makes The Sport Look Positively Orgasmic

Wow, lady. Wow. Obviously, first and foremost, this is an insanely amazing display of athletic skill. But also, it seems like jumping rope is incredibly… stimulating? » 11/03/11 6:50pm 11/03/11 6:50pm

Even Suburban Kids Go Dutch

Ray Fredrick's been coaching jump-roping for 22 years. And it's not just skipping rope. It's quick-as-lighting double dutch, with flips, splits and crazy footwork. For four years in a row, the Bouncing Bulldogs of Chapel Hill have won the national championships. But the winners at the Apollo Theater's Holiday Classic… » 11/30/07 1:00pm 11/30/07 1:00pm