Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of…

NBC has just announced that country singer and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood will portray Maria Von Trapp — the role originally played to perfection by the radiant Julie Andrews — in a TV remake of The Sound of Music. There are no words for what we are feeling about this atrocity. Instead: the Kübler-Ross stages … » 11/30/12 7:45pm 11/30/12 7:45pm

Heidi's Near-Death Experience; The Jolie-Pitts' Secret Cave

  • Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush: "I almost died after my [plastic surgery] procedure. I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did… my breathing was five breaths per minute, which is like almost dead." HOWEVER. Her surgeon says:
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