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Do Not Name Your Breast Milk Ice Cream After Lady Gaga (Or Do?)

Lady Gaga is threatening to sue a British ice cream company The Licktators for manufacturing a human breast milk-based ice cream called “Royal Baby Gaga.” While her reps have declined to comment on the matter, Gaga’s attorneys have reportedly sent a cease and desist to the company citing trademark infringement. »8/18/15 8:00pm8/18/15 8:00pm

Huh, Here's Derek and Julianne Hough Dancing to Sia's 'Elastic Heart'

Not being an avid Dancing with the Stars viewer, I managed to miss Tuesday night’s finale—though congrats Rumer Willis! Seeing your dad, Bruce Willis, crying in the audience before I tuned into The Bachelor Monday was worth the price of admission—and therefore missed brother/sister pair Derek and Julianne Hough… »5/21/15 11:10am5/21/15 11:10am

Dear Lana Del Rey: You Are Not a Latina Gangsta Girl, So Cut the Shit.

Sadcore singer Lana Del Rey recently released “Tropico,” a 27-minute art film/music video, and the first image I saw was of the white artist dressed as a woman bearing many of the stylistic hallmarks associated with Latino gangster culture (right down to the teardrop tattoo). Now, was that a polite way to start my day? »12/10/13 7:40pm12/10/13 7:40pm

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids


The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… »9/26/13 9:00am9/26/13 9:00am

Ryan Seacrest Is 'Scared' of Julianne Hough Because of Her Epic Hulk Strength

I just totally like these people. I don't know why. I think maybe it's because of Joel McHale making fun of Ryan Seacrest on The Soup all the time, and Julianne Hough being forced to partner with Adam Carolla on DWTS? Like, he must be kind of a good sport, and she must be the most patient apple pie on earth. Am I… »1/31/13 8:00pm1/31/13 8:00pm

Julianne Hough Opens Up About Childhood Abuse: 'I Was a Tormented Little Kid Who Had to Put on This Sexy Façade'

Actress and Star-Dancer Julianne Hough is playing a domestic abuse survivor in her next movie, which apparently inspired her to open up to Cosmo about her own history of abuse. Hough moved to England at age 10 to begin her dance career, and says she was abused "mentally, physically, everything." It's pretty… »1/02/13 8:30pm1/02/13 8:30pm

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists

Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and… »10/29/12 9:00am10/29/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her Heart

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… »10/26/12 9:00am10/26/12 9:00am