Julia Allison's marriage to herself has taken place, and with it comes details of the ceremony: Allison writes on Facebook that she "greatly appreciated the naked man who looked like Jesus dancing like a crazy person to 'Don't Stop Believing' played at the reception. It was an 'Only at Burning Man' moment." She also…
Here Is the Invitation to Julia Allison's Wedding to Herself

A helpful individual provided Jezebel with a copy of the email invitation sent to potential guests of the wedding of a woman who needs no introduction, Julia Allison.
Thanks to a tip-off from Jesse Angelo at the New York Post, it has come to our attention that former Gawker favorite Julia Allison is getting married to herself at Burning Man at the end of August. "After years of struggling to love myself and looking outside to my parents, the media and of course - men - for…
No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
- El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.
Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
- Yes, it's fashion week, yes, there are better things to talk about, and yes, we'll get to them after the jump, but first: Toby Keith's clothing line debuted. It's worse than we thought. [TMZ]
What Julia Allison & John McCain Have Done To Journalism
The New York Times Does BlogHer Later Than My Last Period
The New Yorks Times Sunday Styles Section published a long piece this weekend on the BlogHer conference that took place opposite Netroots Nation more than a week ago. While it was entitled "Blogging's Glass Ceiling" and touched on one of my favorite topics — the relative lack of prominence of female bloggers, and…
Everyone — Even Jack Cafferty — Ends Up Disappointing
- Cudmudgeonly uncle-anchor Jack Cafferty has disappointed millions of women everywhere by saying, "Viagra is used to treat a medical condition, erectile dysfunction. Birth control is a lifestyle choice," when discussing John McCain's little birth control gaffe. Jack, sweetie, birth control pills do treat medical…
Airport Sedition II: Is Jesse Jackson A Hypocrite Or Are We Just In A Depression?
Another day, another round of airports (only, this time, everyone's Stateside) as our semi-beloved Spencer Attackerman heads to Netroots Nation in Austin to represent the Washington Independent and I sit alone outside of security having driven him to BWI as way to convince him to keep doing Crappy through tomorrow.…
Maybe It's Time To Stop Hating On America's Scary Sadshaws
When I began conceiving of Jezebel, one of the first "Don'ts" on my list concerned one Julia Allison, sex columnist, media figure and self-promoter extraordinaire. Not only was Julia amply covered by Jezebel's big brother site Gawker, to me, she represented everything that was wrong with young women in the 00's.…
Julia Allison Asks: What About Fashion Makes You Want To Hurl?
Okay, so you got the joke: Fashion Week makes us puke. Hence we're giving out barf bags!! At Bryant Park! Just steps away from Vera Wang! Right now!! But just as we each have our own personal style, we all have our own personal reasons for feeling the tongue sweat during Fashion Week. For Jennie it's the free booze…
Vagina Monoblogs: Dear Dana Vachon, Julia Wants To Bend Over That Fence And Get Plowed
Excuse!! Did that sound COARSE?? Even for us??? Uh, yeah, well, crapavision personality, erstwhile dating-or-something blogger and VORACIOUS self-promot...er, reader Julia Allison is not exactly subtle in the 92-word "review" of your zeitgeisty Wall Street book Mergers And Acquisitions: