Now, I'm not going to sit here and say that Courtney Stodden has or hasn't been victimized, because I don't know her. But I would like to note, real quick, that Courtney Stodden's mother allowed Courtney Stodden, at age 16, to move to Los Angeles and marry a 50-something mutant serial killer. So based on the evidence…

Yes, Rihanna and Chris Brown put their faces on each other at a club in the Meatpacking District this past evening after arriving within five minutes of each other. Like the classiest mating call displayed on a Discovery Channel special, Breezy "raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously" in Rihanna's general…

Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva behavior from Lea Michele, yet they always seem disgruntled and surprised. WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED? Kate Hudson, currently filming her guest stint as Rachel Berry's dance teacher, told some source that Michele …

Did you guys forget that Sarah Jessica Parker can do more than make weird constipated/thinking faces and stare at the computer screen of an outdated Mac? She's a triple threat, y'alls!

Well, isn't this timely! Coinciding nicely (or, uh, not so nicely) with Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's complete severing of state funds for Planned Parenthood, Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage implore legislative official to skip the whole boring "paperwork" step and—hell, just come on in. Come on and…

Mariah Carey is trying to make a deal with a tabloid for "tasteful" photographs of her twins. Mags like People and Ok! are vying to set something up, and a source says: "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder… They're talking to a number of publications about doing…

Rachel Zoe! Paz de la Huerta! Kiernan "Sally Draper" Shipka! If the turnout and the bombshell fashions are any indication, we hope Elle's Inaugural Women In Television Celebratory Dinner will become an annual tradition!

• While out celebrating during his stag party, Russell Brand decided it might be fun to crash a wedding, much to the happy couple's dismay.

When the geese head south, the stars head north: to Canada, for the Toronto Film Festival.

What, you thought the stars could get away with one outfit? Hardly: they all changed for HBO's afterparty at The Plaza at the Pacific Design Center!