Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View
Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox
Charles Saatchi Is Divorcing Nigella Lawson Out of Sheer Embarrassment
Charles Saatchi, the garrulous art collector who was recently photographed
Oh Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow Sometimes Eats Things Besides Lawn
As you probably know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Shrek have many things in common, one of which is that they were both in Shakespeare in Love. Another is that they are both like onions. A layer of Gwynnie was peeled away when she revealed to British Cosmopolitan that she has occasionally imbibed things that the rest of us…
Everyone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…
Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
Selena Gomez's Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us.
Susan Sarandon’s Favorite Movie Is Mitt Romney’s Campaign
As a baseball expert, outlaw, and nun, Susan Sarandon knows a little bit about all the important things that exist in the world, which is why it's always nice to hear from her, even if it's just so she can remind us that Mitt Romney's politico shtick of slipping on banana peels while Paul Ryan punctuates each fall with …
Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash
Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and…
Nikki Haley, Spokesperson of All Ladies Everywhere, Says Women Don't…
Governor of South Carolina and rising Republican star Nikki Haley isn't worried about her conservative brethren's seemingly shortsighted decision to fixate on limiting access to women's reproductive health care. Why? Because, she explains, ladies don't care about that stuff. She's right. We ladies are much more into…
Joy Behar Explains Why She Married Her Boyfriend Of 29 Years
"After a honeymoon for 29 years, we decided to ruin it and get married," said Behar of the vows she exchanged this summer when The View returned from hiatus this morning. She rattled off a list of the top ten reasons she got married that included "Now that gay marriage is legal in New York, 'spousal equivalents' is so…
Tina Fey Gives Birth To Her Second Daughter
Tina Fey and husband Jeff Richmond welcomed their second child, daughter Penelope Athena, on Wednesday.
Chris Brown Is Sick Of Having To Apologize For His Poor Behavior
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown wants you to think about how he feels when he's criticized for his violence and petulance. Plus, Kim Kardashian gets her butt x-rayed to prove that it's real.
Lady Gaga & Joy Behar Have The Same Gynecologist
Today in Tweet Beat, Joy Behar discovers that she and Lady Gaga have the same vagina doctor. Plus, Diablo Cody says The United States of Tara has been canceled.
Joy Behar Perfectly Executes Bitchy Comment Toward Elisabeth Hasselbeck
This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the…
Porn Star Stoya Talks Pubes
Today in Tweet Beat, Stoya makes a wonderful point about pubic hair. Plus, Deepak Chopra makes an awesome typo.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Charlie Sheen's scent is music to his fans' noses, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker gets makeover, and the "hiccup girl" is a total asshole.
Celebs Turn To God After Japan Earthquake
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting.
Charlie Sheen's "Winning" Hashtag Is Officially Ironic
With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno.
Charlie Sheen Shows Up The Oscars
Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts.
The View Is Live On Oprah
Today, the ladies of The View appeared on Oprah. O had the original table from The View's first season flown in for the special event for all the ladies to sit around it, Hot Topics style. It was more like a boring sleepover than anything, with the ladies sharing what they have in their purses. (Babs' keeps hard…
And Now Men Are Faking Orgasms
One topic last night on The Joy Behar Show was about men who are addicted to internet porn, which causes problems for them in their real-life sexual relationships, leading some to fake their orgasms. The thing that's annoying about this is that it's not from some kind of sexual dysfunction issue. The guys are just…
Pregnant Pink Shows Off Her Belly
Today in Tweet Beat, Pink shares a personal pic of her baby bump. Plus, Amazon has weird suggestions for Dave Navarro.
Denise Richards Says Porn Stars Will Not Babysit Her Children
Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview
Ke$ha Plans To Assault Us All
- Oh, Ke$ha. We live in uncertain and unsteady times. So perhaps we should thank you for being reliable, constant and steadfast in your unfailing dedication to atrocity. And for informing us that your upcoming tour will be an "assault."
Watch JWoww & Snooki Attack "Italian Wannabe" Joy Behar
Fed up with Joy Behar constantly mocking Jersey Shore, JWoww and Snooki have issued a predictably classy response. In a video posted online, they impersonate Joy with thick accents, and call her a "miserable fucking bitch."
The Best View Scandals Of 2010
Between landing the first-ever daytime TV interview with the President, Barbara's new cow heart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's tears, and the kerfuffle with Bill O'Reilly, 2010 has been a banner year for the ladies on The View.
Who Are These Jerks Making Fun Of Coco?
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco is feeling a little down, 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler flaunt their love, and Joy Behar is now BFF with Bill O'Reilly.
Mysterious Powder Sent to DWTS Studio—Was Bristol the Target?
- The Dancing With the Stars production office intercepted a "threatening letter containing white powder" (it was talcum) that forced a building evacuation. The FBI is investigating! Could the perps be those "haters" who Bristol Palin's been talking about lately?
Levi Johnston Tries To Fend Off Interrogation With Flowers
The ladies on the panel take pride in their election coverage and serious interviews with political candidates. So they were immediately put off when Wasilla mayoral candidate
