Proving that not every person who flees to Vegas also flees their responsibilities, Kourtney Kardashian took to the Instagram to show off her breast pump, affixed firmly to her tube top/nursing bra, as a way to remind us all that though she may be a Kardashian, she’s still a mom.

Boston's Kiss FM has cancelled a contest to get a picture backstage with Taylor Swift because the winner was a "creepy" 39-year-old man named Charles who intended to troll Swift after securing his victory with the help of 4chan, Reddit and spambot votes. Earlier this month, someone posted on behalf of ol' Chuck:

Even though I've read stuff about the movie The Host — based on a novel by Twilight's Stephenie Meyer — I have no idea WTF it's about. Aliens, body image, love? (Also, I've already seen an awesome movie called The Host, it was a Korean monster movie.) All I know is there were some cute dresses on display at a…

Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look…

Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The…

Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with…

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed…

"A man awakens from a coma, only to discover that someone has taken on his identity and that no one, (not even his wife), believes him. With the help of a young woman, he sets out to prove who he is." Hm. Dubious. But the good news? The Unknown premiere was awesome!

• We now know why Mariah Carey was playing coy about the sex of her baby (aside from the fact that it's none of our business). She's announced she's having a boy and a girl.

[Mexico, January 10. Image via INFDaily.]

We're told teens deal with conformity, but every single woman in an eensy mini? This took herd mentality to a whole new level! Luckily, there were bright spots amidst the sea of gams and booties...and, um, Levi.

• Oh, dear. Bristol Palin has reportedly called off her engagement to Levi Johnston:

Outside Comic-Con this weekend, Joshua Jackson staged his own "Pacey-Con" by reading Dawson's Creek fan-fic, posing for photos, and playing Paula Cole on a stereo. Sadly, he was filming a FunnyOrDie.com skit, not trying to make Van Der Beek jealous.

Judging by the red carpet at the National Movie Awards held at London's Royal Festival Hall, there was something of a "creative dress" code — and certainly the stars interpreted it creatively!

[St. Tropez, May 10. Image via Pacific Coast News]

[Paris, April 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[New York, April 20. Image via Splash.]