In case you were wondering, all of your previous birthday celebrations have been garbage. Kylie Jenner, on the other hand, is having a superb 19th birthday — and it hasn’t even arrived yet.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Cara Delevingne and turn things into gold, Josh Groban celebrates a fake holiday and Neil deGrasse Tyson swerves out of his lane.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Bob Saget maybe subtweets Mary-Kate over not being invited to her wedding, Kim Kardashian is somehow still pregnant and Josh Groban is a pea man.
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel Live got Josh Groban to stop by and lend his classically trained voice to Donald Trump’s sublime Twitter musings. Enjoy the new spin on such old Trump classics as “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke” and “@BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
In today’s Tweet Beat, I would watch an Olivia Pope/Cookie Lyon crossover, Josh Groban is struggling and Solange speaks some hard truth.
Do you think you know how to feud with someone? You don't know shit.
In today's Tweet Beat, Josh Groban does not buy this whole "Hello Kitty is a person" thing, Ingrid Michaelson is really into the Container Store and Jaden Smith might have just discovered science.
During Monday night's episode of The Bachelorette, ABC used their audience to make sure the online voting system for their American Idol/The Voice/The X-Factor show that is totally different than all those other shows. If the four minutes host Josh Groban and judges Kesha and Brad Paisley were on stage were any…
In today's Tweet Beat, Josh Groban makes a brilliant and original Jay Z joke, Ashley Judd is an interesting host and Wiz Khalifa is planning on having sexual intercourse with his wife.
In today's Tweet Beat, Nelson Mandela died. Additionally, Peaches Geldof sympathizes with the homeless.
As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Josh Groban's creamy baritone (or is it a tenor? Not even Google knows) does not come from drinking the blood of humans and endangered birds, Chris O'Dowd is shocked by Back To The Future 2's uncanny prescience, and Jenna Fischer provides us with some very valuable mothering advice.
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T makes a new, highly-ranked Twitter friend. Plus, Mariah's feet are all pregnant.
Today in Tweet Beat, Josh Groban doesn't take himself seriously. Plus, Mariah Carey wants to move in to the Magic Kingdom's Cinderella's castle.
Today in Tweet Beat, hell has frozen over. Spencer Pratt is making sense in his beef with Perez Hilton. Plus, Meghan McCain is not doing a reality show.