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Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers

Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent. » 3/11/13 9:00am 3/11/13 9:00am

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Jessica Biel Can Only Feel Good About Clothes Now That She's Married, Apparently

Before Jessica Biel became a married lady, every morning she hesitantly donned an overly-starched uniform with a name-patch that read "Please Be My Husband" on it. But now that she's got a ring on it, she can rock ANY outfit she wants! At least, according to her friend and stylist. » 2/23/13 11:30am 2/23/13 11:30am

Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits

Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the second marriage for both of them. Although this means our fantasy of James Brolin, Barbra Streisand, Josh and Diane… » 2/22/13 9:00am 2/22/13 9:00am

Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast

A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a… » 1/11/13 9:00am 1/11/13 9:00am

Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad Premiere

Well, technically he was covered in a chocolate brown suit. But a gal can dream! The premiere of Gangster Squad took place at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and while some of the big guns were dressed appropriately for the Tinseltown event, others suffered a misfire. Shall we take a look? » 1/08/13 2:15pm 1/08/13 2:15pm

Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Far Too Sexy for Its Own Good

In an interview with what probably isn't a firebrand, left-wing publication, The Catholic Herald, Liam Neeson, of the strong, stonecutter-handed thespian Neesons, said that he, the star of Kinsey, has been struggling to cope with the "sexualized nature" of society. It's just getting too damn sexy up in society, you… » 1/06/13 11:30am 1/06/13 11:30am

The Californians Struggle to Cope with Terrible Traffic and Exaggerated Accents

Watching last night's SNL was like eating plain yogurt in that it was somehow satisfying even though all you could taste was your own breath. Strangely, with so many opportunities for jokes about Josh Brolin's alcoholism, the episode was pretty tame. A "Laser Cats" sketch directed by Steven Spielberg has gotten some… » 4/15/12 3:00pm 4/15/12 3:00pm