Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
While little choreographed…Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits
Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the second marriage for both of them. Although this means our fantasy of James Brolin, Barbra Streisand, Josh and Diane…
Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a…
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad Premiere
Well, technically he was covered in a chocolate brown suit. But a gal can dream! The premiere of Gangster Squad took place at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and while some of the big guns were dressed appropriately for the Tinseltown event, others suffered a misfire. Shall we take a look?
Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Far Too Sexy for Its Own Good
In an interview with what probably isn't a firebrand, left-wing publication, The Catholic Herald, Liam Neeson, of the strong, stonecutter-handed thespian Neesons, said that he, the star of Kinsey, has been struggling to cope with the "sexualized nature" of society. It's just getting too damn sexy up in society, you…
The Californians Struggle to Cope with Terrible Traffic and Exaggerated Accents
Watching last night's SNL was like eating plain yogurt in that it was somehow satisfying even though all you could taste was your own breath. Strangely, with so many opportunities for jokes about Josh Brolin's alcoholism, the episode was pretty tame. A "Laser Cats" sketch directed by Steven Spielberg has gotten some…
25 Years Later, Goonies Still Never Say Die
One-Eyed Willie! Young Josh Brolin! Truffle shuffle! I smell ice cream! The 25th anniversary DVD edition of The Goonies comes with a board game and a 1985 "souvenir magazine reprint," whatever that is.
Dudes Are Not Immune To Body Fads
It seems that in these lean times, the fashion industry likes its guys a little meatier than in seasons past — you know, "real men." Where have we heard this before?
I Was A Plus-One At The Eat Pray Love Premiere
Standing outside of the Ziegfeld theater, where security directed me away from the tent-covered, poster-lined impenetrable red carpet, I realized: This movie is a big deal. Bestseller! Huge stars! Julia Roberts.
An Excellent Use Of The Denim Vest
Politically-engaged starpower came out for the premiere of the documentary The Tillman Story at NYC's Museum of Modern Art. The film's serious, but the clothes sported by Jane Fonda, Kerry Washington, Jessica Szohr and friends? Not so much.
Jonah Hex Premiere: Fashion Like Buttah
What event, pray, could bring together Barbra, Megan Fox, and Helen Mirren? Why, the Jonah Hex premiere at ArcLight Cinema. Today, it "rides into theaters in a storm of CGI dust and supernatural-inspired storytelling."

