In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco and his wife give back to the community (or try to), Elisabeth Hasselbeck feels left out and Tyra Banks is asking for your hottie dude friends. »
Um. Former All-Star outfielder/current Twitter maniac Jose Canseco was just accused of rape. We know this because he publicly named a woman he claims is his accuser to his more than 500,000 followers, followed by photos of her, her phone number, and an address of a gym where she works out. »
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Obama hugs it out in front of Old Man Abe, Jose Canseco wonders whose boyfriend Obama is making jealous, and Diane Keaton imagines an entire book of clown paintings. »
In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been scared into being Republican, and Alan Cummings does iPhone salutations to start his day. »
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco takes on Direct TV, One Direction may have grown women pining over them but they still call taking a piss taking "a wee," and Twitter remembers Roger Ebert.
In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco makes us whole, Lisa Rinna is all up in Seal and Heidi's business, Dolly Parton is forever 21 and Rob Delaney knows what the real dangers are.
The price of Jennifer Aniston loneliness futures skyrocketed today on the news that the Wonderbread of acting was house shopping with beau Justin Theroux. If this were any other human, one would assume that this is a good sign for her, being in love and getting serious, but since it's Jen, and she's Perpetually Jilted… »
Sarah Silverman says that though she and Jimmy Kimmel "have it good," she's not looking to get hitched. "I don't want the government involved in our love," Silverman told People. She also added, "I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided… »