Murderer Joran van der Sloot to Marry His Pregnant Peruvian Girlfriend

It's wedding bells for convicted murderer Joran van der Sloot, who is set to marry his five-months-pregnant girlfriend in a Peruvian prison. The marriage may allow him to avoid extradition to the US, where he faces charges of extortion and an entire country of people who are still mad at him for what no one was able… » 5/14/14 11:20am 5/14/14 11:20am

Joran Van Der Sloot's Engaged To a Peruvian Woman To Avoid Extradition

Bachelor Number 1 is twenty-six years old, hails from the Netherlands and enjoys extorting the mother of one women he very likely murdered in exchange for the whereabouts of her body. He also murdered a Peruvian college student after she uncovered details about the first crime on his computer and defended himself by… » 6/01/13 1:30pm 6/01/13 1:30pm

Meet the Batshit Crazy Woman Convinced of Joran Van Der Sloot's Innocence

Mary Hamer, a Florida radiologist and total fucking nutcase has, in what she believes to be a spiritual mission, donated over one hundred thousand dollars to the legal council of Joran Van Der Sloot, the Dutch citizen accused of the murders of both Stephany Flores and Natalee Holloway. Despite Van Der Sloot's… » 1/27/12 5:50pm 1/27/12 5:50pm

Van der Sloot Sentenced to 28 Years; Could Get Out in 14

Joran Van der Sloot has just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. He was also fined $74,000. Peru doesn't have the death penalty or life sentences, and Van der Sloot may have lessened his sentence (prosecutors were reportedly seeking 30 years) by offering a "sincere… » 1/13/12 1:20pm 1/13/12 1:20pm

Joran Van Der Sloot Will Plead Guilty To Murder

Van Der Sloot will reportedly plead guilty to murdering Stephany Flores in Peru last year, but will cite temporary insanity in his defense. He'll apparently argue that he was overcome with "violent emotion" after Flores "intruded into my personal life" by looking up information about Natalee Holloway on his laptop.… » 3/08/11 1:16pm 3/08/11 1:16pm