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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Also, loved the Tobey MacGuire quote but would like to add to what he said that we could also stand to support the families of the people who go away to fight a little more too. They are the ones who take on the burden of responsibility for the emotional health of troops, and are the ones who suffer with the damage to their loved ones.

    If I never have to hear another sneering nasty remark about how all soldier's wives are whores who can't wait for their men to go away so they can slut it up... well I just don't think that will happen. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Whoa, Callista Flockheart being interviewed about the dancing baby on Ally McBeal? Did they also ask her about the information superhighway that all the kids are talking about these days? #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    But have you ever taken your kids trick-or-treating on weeeeed? #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Dear Emily Blunt: History can and should be interesting, not dry facts. Sorry if you had a bad history teacher, but please don't tell me your movie is OMGSOCOOL when it IS, in fact, based on Victoria's life. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @bitchyolympian: I think she's referring to the fact that the movie is really not about the turbulent politics of the time. The film's focus is Victoria-- the teenage girl, transitioning to her as woman and as a side note, the queen she becomes.

    But yeah, I'm a history major. It's not boring people :o). The movie is amazing-- I can't wait to see it in theaters. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    This morning on the Today Show a clip aired of Jon Gosselin saying something along the lines of 'it's hard for a man to spend so many years changing diapers and going to doctor's appointments... the things your wife is supposed to do.'

    Barf. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: Good to know. He'd almost redeemed himself in my mind. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: Oh, hell no! What a vile man. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: I saw that and nearly died. Of course you have a terrible public image when you're saying that you hate doing "women's work." #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    That episode of ER was what made me a Ewan McGregor fan; I never forgot his performance, even though I didn't know who the actor was. Years later, when I was in high school, I wrote him a fan letter gushing not about the recently released Moulin Rouge, but about his role as the robber.

    He sent me an autographed photo in response. When I took it to school the next day, everyone thought it was Kenneth Branagh. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @mizzmarvel: You are my new best friend. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    I have known people like Lindsay Lohan - people who ALWAYS are having stuff happen to them...so in so is out to get them...they got a gun pulled on them when they were just minding their own business at 2am on the local street corner...everyone is so MEAN to them...

    There is always something happening and always some huge drama.

    Girl, you have got to realise that maybe SOME of this drama is avoidable (and is some of it made up/exaggerated for attention?).

    This is to the drama queens I know as WELL as Lindsay.
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    gerard, do not go gently, drunkenly, or anything-ly into that crazy lohan light. seriously, gerard. not even for a fling. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    January Jones should be fun, but I am dancing with a little cartoon bird at the idea of Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosting SNL. He made me very happy in (500) Days of Summer. That's gonna be a fun live-blog.

    I'm pretty sure with January Jones, SNL will already have more female hosts than it did all of last year. That's also nice.
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    11/02/09

    @lalaland13: Oh yeah The JG-L one is gonna be so awesome! I can't wait for that movie to come out on DVD so I can watch it like 500 times all day, everyday. Kinda like I did with Ever After when I got that on VHS. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Okay... at least JS wore a wee pirate hat which is more than we can say for Gavin Rossdale, but I still find myself a little disappointed with the khakis and t-shirt. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: "at least JS wore a wee pirate hat which is more than we can say for Gavin Rossdale"

    This was my exact first thought too! Then I wondered if his wife and kids forced it on him! It looks like a "We are all dressed up, at least put on the freakin' pirate hat!" last minute effort.

    I give him points for it though. It is better than nothing. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: I think he may only own khaki pants and gray t-shirts. I have never seen a photo of him outside of work in anything else. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: Yeah. Even I, not the greatest fan of Halloween, was convinced to dress up as Dracula. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Mmm. Just a silly hat does not a costume make. I want to see more of an effort next year, Mr. Stewart. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Yes, please! If I see one more picture of an adorable family with great costumes where the dad is not trying at all....I will continue to be bummed out. And I will have to give Seal some kind of lifetime achievement award. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @EndangeredRed: And Brad will be the runner-up. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    He's a pirate and a dreamboat. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @CurtCole: Maybe he'll plunder our booty... #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: He'll have to raise his mast first. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Didn't they have twins? Where did I get that idea? #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @SidheDragon: They're not twins, but I think the kids aren't very far apart in age. Maybe a year or two apart. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    I found this at that link for RPattz:

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    I giggled. A lot. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    This Hallowe'en tradition boggles my mind. I suspect the grown-ups enjoy it even more than the kids, right? #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Have you never gone trick-or-treating?? Halloween is probably one of the best holidays as a kid & a different kind of fun when you are older - a drunk kind of fun. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @thatgirlmay: We don't do Hallowe'en in France. We do go on family tombs on All Saints day, a poor substitute. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: You should try to come to the US for at least one Halloween. It's like going to Brazil for Carnivale. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I did do it once, but as a baby sitter. It was fun, but I suspect you have to grow up with it to understand the true allure of limitless supplies of jawbreakers. The adults, of course, all wanted to "sacrifice" themselves and go with the kids, hence my comment. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Heh. I like to hand out candy because there is an art to it. "Oh what a beautiful/pretty/awesome/cool/scary ______ you are!"

    But there are always parties and such. It's really quite fantastic. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I also remember one curmudgeon who handed out toothbrushes. A funny lady refused to give sweets unless the kids answered history questions, saying you need to deserve treats. Not knowing I wasn't American, she then smiled at me and asked me when Lincoln was assassinated. I had no clue. She shooed us out in outrage. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: The toothbrush family is a standard of every American neighborhood. As is the penny family. #jonstewart
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