Jon Stewart: Morning Joe's 'Rap Causes Racism' Theory Was Dumb as Hell 

We've heard lots of hot takes on what made the racist dopes of Sigma Alpha Epsilon's Oklahoma chapter such racist dopes, but none was hotter than Morning Joe's: it's all because of that damn rap music. Wow. Does anybody have a pair of shades, to shield me from blinding light and heat of this take? » 3/12/15 9:50am 3/12/15 9:50am

Fox News Saves White People at the Selma 50th Anniversary

Saturday marked the 50th anniversary of Selma's "Bloody Sunday" where Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and civil rights activists like Rep. John Lewis marched over the town's bridge and were beaten by authorities. Fox News could've just acknowledge their sacrifices but, as The Daily Show reports, they found a way to… » 3/10/15 12:00pm 3/10/15 12:00pm

Daily Show: Florida Congressman Relentlessly Messes with Texas

About nine-tenths of what Congress does is useless. Every so often they manage to pass a budget or something, but for the most part, they just furtively re-decorate their offices and turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. And, as the Daily Show pointed out last night, occasionally deliver stinging, unneccessary, completely… » 2/05/15 10:10am 2/05/15 10:10am

Jon Stewart Mocks Don Lemon and His Stupid BlizzardMobile

The Blizzard of 2015 killed everyone. Except for Don Lemon! Because he was safely riding around New York City in a dumbass BlizzardMobile during the Historic Superstorm. While we were all wrapped in our Snuggies eating non-perishables, Jon Stewart recapped all the hype and hysteria surrounding the blizzard on… » 1/28/15 10:30am 1/28/15 10:30am

Daily Show: Sarah Palin's Iowa Speech Was Actual Goddamn Gibberish

What could be more fun than the lead-up to the Republican presidential primaries, when people like Donald Trump and Sarah Palin make their usual, unintentionally hilarious Running For President noises? But as the Daily Show pointed out last night, Palin's recent speech at the Iowa Freedom Summit crossed into...… » 1/27/15 9:50am 1/27/15 9:50am

Watch Jon Stewart Crush Mike Huckabee's Idiotic Anti-Beyoncé Argument

Did you know that Beyoncé can win a debate without even showing up? She proved this last night when her latest detractor, Mike Huckabee, went on The Daily Show to tell Jon Stewart why she is ruining America and instead reminded us that he's an irrelevant, out-of-touch idiot whose arguments are made of garbage.… » 1/20/15 5:30pm 1/20/15 5:30pm

Anna Kendrick and Jon Stewart Delight Each Other On The Daily Show

Anna Kendrick visited the Daily Show last night, A-game in tow, to promote Into The Woods. We learn that vocal warmups are just embarrassing noises that everyone takes out of context ("like I'm really bad at being exasperated, like I'm new to passive aggression"), that corsets are akin to "being temporarily… » 12/18/14 9:30am 12/18/14 9:30am

Jon Stewart Also Wants to Rip Benedict Cumberbatch's Clothes Off

On Tuesday night, Benedict Cumberbatch and his very plummy laugh appeared on The Daily Show to screeches and yelps from the studio audience. "It doesn't ever normalize, I'll tell you that," he admitted. "It's wonderful but it's very strange." Jon Stewart promptly informed him that he wanted to rip off his clothes… » 11/19/14 10:50am 11/19/14 10:50am

Jon Stewart Gives a Warm Welcome to His New Advertisers: The Koch Bros

The Koch brothers—the duo of darth vaders whose shady corporation, Koch Industries, is so IRL nefarious their biography could be a plotline from a Nicholas Cage movie—have been using their endless coffers of money to gobble up ad time on The Daily Show. Yes, The Daily Show. With Jon Stewart. » 10/30/14 11:50am 10/30/14 11:50am