Jon Cryer's Son Needs $88k/Month to Stop Richies from Tormenting Him

According to Jon "The Town" Cryer's ex-wife, their 13-year-old son is being humiliated by a roving pack of James Spaders at his rich-kid school, so she needs $88k a month to buy him some new jodhpurs and a man-tiara or whatever the fancies are wearing these days. I kid, though—in actuality she claims her custody has… » 10/24/13 8:55pm 10/24/13 8:55pm

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), … » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am

Jon Cryer's Perfect Response To Charlie Sheen

Last night, Cryer appeared on Conan to address negative remarks made about him by his former Two and a Half Men costar Charlie Sheen. In this monologue, Cryer says, "Those words were very painful to me for many reasons, not the least of which is…the fact is I am a troll." He went on to a do a PSA about the… » 3/11/11 11:05am 3/11/11 11:05am