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Watch All the Worst Jokes from the Premiere of Dads

There's been plenty of controversy over Fox's new show Dads, but before this week, the only proof that it was a horrible show was from the critics who written angrily about it. Well, the premiere aired Tuesday evening and if you can judge a show from just one episode (which Fox and the creators of Dads really don't… » 9/18/13 12:10pm 9/18/13 12:10pm

Guy's Drunk Wife Tells Him a Lame Joke; He Animates the Result

Remember the other day when you were saying how much you loved the sketch series "Drunk History" but that you wished how instead of history it was a corny joke about tortilla chips that Morgan Patch told her husband Adam while sauced off her ass on a bottle of wine, which he then turned into an animated short? » 5/03/13 10:49am 5/03/13 10:49am

The Correspondents’ Dinner Was Funny Until the Janet Napolitano Joke

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is a total onanistic throwaway of an event, an opportunity for celebrities, politicians, and all the insidery media insiders to sit around the campfire and listen to a comedian gently mock them while enjoying really expensive truffle oil s’mores. That’s fine — even ordinary… » 4/28/13 4:00pm 4/28/13 4:00pm

Did You Hear the One About Mitt Romney's Wife?

Another important consideration to keep in mind as you're deciding who to vote for this fall: how intolerable with the White House Correspondants' Dinner be if they're given several uninterrupted minutes in which to tell jokes? With Mitt Romney, we'll get Readers Digest jokes from 1965. The sort of joke that would… » 8/08/12 6:00pm 8/08/12 6:00pm

Daniel Tosh Reportedly Scrambling to Find Non-Rape Joke Before New Show…

Comedian Daniel Tosh, fresh off opening a squirming can of rape worms by telling a female heckler that it would be funny if she got sexually assaulted by, like five guys, has a bit of a problem on his hands. His new show's first episode is scheduled to be shown at ComicCon today and according to a source, the whole… » 7/13/12 11:10am 7/13/12 11:10am

Daniel Tosh Is Sorry He Told a Female Audience Member That She Should…

Professional sayer of stupid shit Tosh.0 jackanapes Daniel Tosh says a lot of things that aren't funny, but perhaps the least funny of his unfunny oeuvre is his plethora of rape jokes. (Knock knock! Who's there? Your mom getting raped in the butt! Ahahahaha. Tears, you guys.) As such, it was only a matter of time… » 7/10/12 5:50pm 7/10/12 5:50pm

Trending Topic #AbortionClinicPlaylist Has Something Terrible for…

This morning, another charming Twitter trending topic climbed forth from the butthole of culture and began to senselessly gnaw on the face of human decency. #AbortionClinicPlaylist gives regular ol' non comedians a chance to show that they're not afraid to really go there on the internet by providing a forum for… » 5/30/12 10:25am 5/30/12 10:25am

Mitt Romney, Prankster, Will Punk You About Firing the Maids

Mittens Mildegard Romnoneybags IV is running for President and against his own reputation for acting like a shell-shocked alien who has just been beamed from a planet made of gold in the year 3000. To combat this unfortunate reputation for acting stilted and robotic, his campaign has launched an offensive where they… » 4/30/12 2:00pm 4/30/12 2:00pm

Woman Takes Her Ex-Boyfriend to People's Court for Stealing Her Jokes


We've all fantasized about making our exes pay for what they've done to us, but Nora Brank did us all one better and took her ex-boyfriend Nicolas Maier to The People's Court. It was the perfect venue for settling her claim that he stole her stand-up comedy set, word-for-word, after they broke up. » 1/19/12 10:05pm 1/19/12 10:05pm

Sean Hannity And Ann Coulter Are More Fun Than A Barrel of…

Enraged conservative hedgehog Sean Hannity once again welcomed Ann Coulter to his show the other day, and the two had some pretty fun yuks about sexual harassment to wrap up their talk about politics. It's a shame that someone with as big a stage as Hannity can't come up with a better joke about on-the-job harassment,… » 11/16/11 2:25pm 11/16/11 2:25pm

Designers Now Just Overtly Pandering To Pop Stars

While perusing images of the recently concluded fashion weeks in Portugal, Thailand, and China (because that's what normal people do in their free time rather than actually interact with other human beings), I came to a startling realization: while it's always been the case that fashion's had a side to it that seems… » 3/27/11 2:03pm 3/27/11 2:03pm