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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/22/09

    @la.donna.pietra: And you are basing this on what? His lyrics? Read those and then you might rethink that.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: I was referring to his decision not to pose with Victoria's Secret models, as mentioned above. His lyrics are a whole 'nother ball of wax.
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    Image of Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep
    11/22/09

    @BAngieB: Besides from his lyrics Jay-Z does seem like an intelligent man and a good partner. Jay-Z is definitely my favorite rapper.
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    11/22/09

    @Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: His lyrics and sexist and misogynistic.

    #tips
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in Scientology have the $$$, so they don't have to quit their job, get one with the Scientologists, and then devote their entire lives to earning enough money to take courses. Then, the regular folks are trapped because they can't leave without a job and money...Thanks for stopping in and ensuring that we know you're just as ignorant as the rest of them.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: B-b-b-but she's in the know, because she did courses! She's not allowed to tell you what the courses were about, or what they taught her about life, or how exactly they changed her, - you know, the rules of Scientology and all that. But you should just take her word for it, she's no blind follower.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/22/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I was walking in the Upper (East? West? I can't actually remember) Side on my first week in New York, and ran across the Scientology Celebrity Center. I had no idea such a place actually existed. I wanted to take a picture of the sign, but I figured they have cameras that tell them who does that, and they'd send someone to my apartment to delete the photo. So I didn't. But I'm still shocked that the place exists. And has a sign.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee!
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/22/09

    @Santos L Halper: Oh he looks downright classy for some of the courtroom attire I've seen. They're lucky everyone in Family Court shows up wearing pants.

    Witness at a murder trial showed up with hip hugger jeans showing off her c-section scars and a t-shirt that said "I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch." By comparison, Jon Gosselin is a classy MoFo
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    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: Father showed up in Juvenile Court trying to regain parental rights with a cannibis leaf earring dangling from his ear. I didn't notice it until we were already in front of the bench. Valuable lesson learned--never under-estimate the stupidity of my clients.
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    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Not quite as bad, but a couple months ago my opposing counsel in a products liability case came to court in a super-casual shirtdress and flip-flops.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: I just watched a woman argue in our state Supreme Court wearing a flowing ankle-length cotton peasant skirt and a long-sleeved jersey top. I would have snorted in outrage, but I was wearing hose for the first time in over two years and I could not draw a deep breath.
    The best part of that day was noticing that one of the female justices lets her curly hair fly free. I may never straighten my curls for an argument again.
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    11/22/09

    @midwesternmom: Justice Sotomayor doesn't straighten!

    #tips
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11/22/09

    @CynicalPink: When I was reporting on courts, the obviously intoxicated guy showing up to his DUI hearing.
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    Image of MzSeJ MzSeJ
    11/23/09

    @midwesternmom: were you instructed/advised to straighten your hair? do you only do so when appearing in court?
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment MzSeJ was starred MzSeJ was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @MzSeJ: Instructed? No, but the other women in my office are very critical of my wild curls. Which are conditioned and styled and under control. When my hair was long the curl was pulled into waves, but now that it is short again, it is very curly. And on a non-court day I don;t see clients, so I go to work in jeans and curls. Of course, these women started practicing when women wore little floppy bow ties to court, so their idea of acceptable might be warped.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apology.

    Jon-- you are not 4.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: apparently jon gosselin is dennis the menace...and that show would be fascinating.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it.
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    11/22/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I'm pretty sure she was trying to be funny... I mean who could say that Jake was ugly and actually mean it?
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    11/22/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I think she was joking, as it's patently obvious that no one on the planet thinks he's ugly. And judging by that recent interview he did with her (he was the interviewer, she the subject) they seem to be colleagues who respect one another and get along very well. Can't remember the magazine or I'd post a link.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself.

    And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I don't think its fair to judge a guy on his.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart:
    Completely agreed on size. I'd slap a guy who commented on the size of my breasts. Same rule for guys.

    ETA: misread your Natalie comment. Never mind!
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    Edited by curiousgeorgiana at 11/22/09 11:21 AM curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No, I definitely got that she was joking. ;P
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I just edited it. I completely misread. I thought you were telling her to look in a mirror (ie calling her ugly). Sorry about that. Where's my coffee??
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No worries, it is 11-something on a Sunday morning. And both Jake and Natalie are insanely beautiful.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: @Sputnik_Sweetheart: This guy thanks you, and promises to continue to return the favor.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/22/09

    @whats_in_a_name: See how easy compromise can be?

    Let's all get elected to Congress and show 'em how it's done ;o).
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    Image of AlmostDream AlmostDream
    11/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Is it really "judging" though? It's not like judging a girl on something arbitrary, like her cup size. It serves an actual purpose, sensation-wise.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment AlmostDream was starred AlmostDream was unstarred
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: I think guys would argue that the feel of breasts serves a pleasure purpose as well.

    I think it's fine to "prefer" something (like green eyes for example). But I get weird just outright judging a person based on a physical attribute beyond their control.
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: Then I guess you would be ok with being judged on the tightness of your vagina? After all it does make a difference sensation-wise.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yar, if a guy said he cared about breast size, I wouldn't necessarily be offended, but I would definitely drop everything and leave.

    I suppose Riri is entitled to care about size just for fun, but I think it's a shallow consideration for serious relationships.
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    11/22/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: @whats_in_a_name: If it were so loose that he couldn't be sexually satisfied, or so tight that it was uncomfortable, it's understandable that it would be a significant barrier to a relationship. I don't consider that judging (unless he's making other assumptions about me based on tightness). Sex might not be an important part of a relationship to some, but it doesn't make someone "superficial" if sexual compatibility is important to them.
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    11/22/09

    @AlmostDream: But we were talking about the Rihanna quote, in that making a snap judgment "I would never date a guy smaller than X" is a little unfair.

    Of course it makes a difference in the bedroom. And you have to decide if it's something you can work around or not. Sometimes it's not compatible.

    #tips
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/22/09

    In reply to Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
    I'm sure Kate's reaction was "Oh Jon, you've slammed me countless times in the past 6 months, but -- flowers!! All is forgiven!" Everyone knows ladiez like teh flowerz. If only he'd gotten her a cheap Kay Jewelers necklace, she probably would've had sex with him in the courthouse bathroom!
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    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: Mark Heller: Jon, I TOLD you that you should've gone to Jared.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: It's so brave of her to face those thunderstorms on her own, too!
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    11/22/09

    @Maritsa: hell it he'd gone to Jared she probably would've mounted him right there on the courtroom floor.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    HOLY SHIT, Gautier, for Target?

    Cannot. Wait. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of keldo keldo
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Hey Ungaro! You're "furious"? What the hell did you THINK was going to happen? #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/11/09

    @keldo: He sold the business in 2005, so he had nothing to do with the decision. It must be odd to no longer have creative control over your own name. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    @hatepaperdoll: I realized that just after I posted. I now feel badly for him! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Halfmad also known as MaxAgron Halfmad also known as MaxAgron
    11/11/09

    @keldo: Yeah but, well, he sold his name. If you don't want to lose control of your image, don't sell your name. Didn't he learn anything from What's Love Got to Do With It?! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment Halfmad also known as MaxAgron was starred Halfmad also known as MaxAgron was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @Halfmad also known as MaxAgron: Aww, who could have predicted it would have been put into the hands of a coke-addled starlet, as opposed to the next Francisco Costa/Tom Ford? What happened here really has no precedent. I still feel bad for the guy. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Italian cashmere producer Brunello Cucinelli runs a factory with long lunch breaks, no timeclocks, and posted "rules" are quotes from philosophers and writers. He thinks he can afford to be both a great boss and a good businessman, and his company's revenues for this year are forecast to reach 154 million Euros, which is some 7% greater than last year, even with the recession

    Where can I apply? Seriously. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    I totally get the German VOGUE shoot. Bruce Weber was born in Pennsylvania, and they have a large German population there. Christie Brinkley, um...looks German? and lives in the Hamptons...and Jorge Garcia might actually have been lost. The End! (Get it...Montauk = "The end?")

    It's very conceptual. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    The macaroons from Payard were AMAZING! I used to work around the corner, and I would go in and get coffees (el boss would pay). The waiters got to recognize me and would give me handfuls of delicious FREE macaroons!

    Too bad Payard was shut down. Apparently they had a terrible mouse infestation. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: NOOOOOO!!! I had a $100 gift certificate. Tragical. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    @Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: It's sad but true! But I just Googled locations, and found this: [www.payard.com]

    Maybe you can still use the gc there? #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: OOh maybe, thanks! It was an engagement gift, I'd be sad to see it go to waste. Plus, think of all the macaroons $100 could buy! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Ok. I thought the blurb said that Christopher Bailey left Burberry, and I panicked. I could never afford anything from them, but I love looking at it, and would be sad if he left. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Man. Today's news reads like Rocky Horror crossed with Altman's Prêt-à-Porter. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wait, that's a bad thing? (Card carrying member of the Rocky Horror fan club here...) #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Oh, no no. I'm a fan of both and also of Jenna's writing. (I think she should submit her own book for consideration to that Princeton prof she wrote about yesterday, hint hint.)

    And, although when she writes about the mixtures such as above, they turn out gleefully bizarre, I'm just wondering if some things just shouldn't be crossed.

    (Maybe I should have compared it to the circus in Something Wicked This Way Comes. I loved that novel, but I wouldn't want that particular traveling band to show up in my town -- and I'm a New Yorker; we see (and sometimes are) the weirdest of the weird -- you know?) #lindsaylohanforungaro
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