Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Humping Once Again
Just in time for New Year’s Eve, a.k.a. the horniest night of the year, Katy Perry and John Mayer have reignited their on and off romance. The pair was spotted leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles called The Nice Guy on Wednesday night. An onlooker told People: “They got a table together about 10 of them in total and…
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Reviews John Stamos's Ass
Last December, Paper featured Kim Kardashian and her butt in their now infamous Break the Internet issue. This time, the magazine decided to go a different route, choosing four different subjects to grace their Fandemonium edition, including Neville Jacobs, Marc Jacob’s dog, and ironically, Paris Hilton, the former…
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Remembers His Greatest B-Movie Role
In between playing Blackie Parrish on General Hospital and Uncle Jesse on Full House, John Stamos had a role in the little-known film, Never Too Young to Die. Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a high school gymnast and son of a secret agent who enters the world of espionage himself when his father is killed by an “evil…
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Watches Grandfathered
The premise of Grandfathered—a seasoned playboy suddenly learns he has a secret son—might not sound so riveting at first. But throw in a dynamic cast, fresh jokes and a new twist, and the new Fox sitcom just might become one of your favorite shows of the season. I laughed out loud multiple times, and no, I had not…
Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality'
Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will…
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Watches The Unauthorized Full House Story
Lifetime has always been known for its sordid, affair of the week-type movies, but now the network seems to be rebranding itself to be known for their unauthorized biopics. Last year, they kicked it all off with The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story, followed by movies on Brittany Murphy and Whitney Houston. Their…
Have Mercy: John Stamos Arrested for DUI
Yogurt lover and TV’s coolest uncle, John Stamos was arrested last night in California for DUI. The police report indicates that residents made multiple phone calls about an intoxicated driver in the neighborhood. When police responded, they found John Stamos, alone in his car, weeping about the Olsen twins and the…
How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be…
Zayn Malik, 'Exhausted' By Cheating Rumors, Is Taking a Break From 1D
One of the D's from the mysteriously-named boy band One D is going through a lot of stuff right now. After rumors started flying that he was cheating on his fiancé, Zayn Malik (the hottest of all the D's and owner of the best hair) has left the band's most recent tour because he's "exhausted" from all the hate.


