Zayn Malik, 'Exhausted' By Cheating Rumors, Is Taking a Break From 1D

One of the D's from the mysteriously-named boy band One D is going through a lot of stuff right now. After rumors started flying that he was cheating on his fiancé, Zayn Malik (the hottest of all the D's and owner of the best hair) has left the band's most recent tour because he's "exhausted" from all the hate. » 3/20/15 9:50am 3/20/15 9:50am

Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth As Delia's Catalog Models 

In today's Tweet Beat, Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth are the coolest 90s girls, Azealia Banks gets it right re: teens, and John Stamos loves his bros. » 12/18/14 7:30pm 12/18/14 7:30pm

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are Still Married

In today's Tweet Beat, I'm strangely not surprised that the most hated couple on The Hills is still together, I hope the middle seat between John Stamos and Rob Lowe is open and does anyone know if Lana Del Rey is physically capable of smiling? » 11/21/14 7:50pm 11/21/14 7:50pm

What's All This Half-Baked Medieval Crap Doing on My TV?

It has come to my attention that ABC has a medieval musical comedy series called Galavant in the works. This, in addition to The Quest, a reality competition where contestants compete Survivor-like to be chivalric heroes. There is officially too much half-baked medieval shit out there, and it's time to pull the plug. » 8/22/14 7:00pm 8/22/14 7:00pm

Selfie Loathing: Mindy Kaling Looks Fucking Weird

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, in which we present celebrity Instagrams without comment for your viewing pleasure. This week: Mindy Kaling looks "fucking weird" on the road to looking pretty; John Stamos gets medieval, and Katy Perry falls love with an alien life form. Enjoy. » 8/22/14 6:20pm 8/22/14 6:20pm

John Stamos and Kevin Spacey Inadvertently Pitch a Brilliant New Show

In today's Tweet Beat, Guy Fieri makes us ponder a world in which he and Matthew McConaughey are real brothers, Bette Midler is still recovering and John Stamos and Kevin Spacey could make magic together, if only they tried. » 3/03/14 7:40pm 3/03/14 7:40pm

Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!

Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon… » 2/01/14 11:30am 2/01/14 11:30am

The Men of Full House Reunited on Fallon (and Everywhere You Look!)

Full House's Danny (Bob Saget), Jesse (John Stamos) and Joey (that SEX PERVERT David Coulier) aren't just coming together to promote yogurt these days. They're also using their collective star power to promote Jimmy Fallon's move to The Tonight Show. » 1/30/14 7:00pm 1/30/14 7:00pm

The Men of Full House Reunite to Eat Yogurt at the Super Bowl

The teaser ad for John Stamos' Oikos yogurt Super Bowl has arrived – and it features his old buddies Bob Saget and Dave Coulier. » 1/22/14 10:25am 1/22/14 10:25am

John Stamos Will Not Stand for Pedants When Opening His Heart

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, STOP CORRECTING UNCLE JESSE, Aaron Carter is sincerely sorry that you did not receive him for Christmas, and Ice T shares a quick and simple holiday recipe. » 12/27/13 7:30pm 12/27/13 7:30pm

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Friends, it's been yet another week in which the celebrities turned the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their days while you were working hard or hardly working. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. » 9/20/13 6:15pm 9/20/13 6:15pm

Saturday Night Social: Let Jesse And The Rippers Play Us Out

In his pre-yogurt-hawking days, John Stamos's Full House band was all the rage — last night they reunited on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (circa-1992 Uncle Jesse mullet and all) to play a medley of some covers, including the Beach Boys' Forever. » 7/20/13 6:30pm 7/20/13 6:30pm

Rihanna Goes Grey After Brits Throw Potato Chips At Her During Show

The time has come, the walrus said, for Rihanna to put some grey streaks in her hair and call it #brrr. So she did. It looks cute, I think! Then she riffed on #brr for awhile: » 7/19/13 9:00am 7/19/13 9:00am

Gwyneth Paltrow Stays Young By Hanging Upside Down in a Cocoon

You know how sometimes I phrase headlines in an exaggerated, absurdist way to make them funnier? This isn't one of those times. Gwyneth Paltrow literally has a cocoon. Apparently it's a new style of yoga that's been proven to cure richladyii boredeosis, wherein participants twist themselves up in a silk hammock… » 2/22/13 8:00pm 2/22/13 8:00pm

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are…

Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her… » 8/29/12 9:00am 8/29/12 9:00am

Nick Jonas and John Stamos: Separated at Birth?

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Nick Jonas and John Stamos attend the 66th Annual Tony Awards at The Plaza Hotel on June 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images) » 6/11/12 10:30pm 6/11/12 10:30pm

Uncle Jesse Is Still Ragging On Danny Tanner

In this weekend edition on Tweet Beat, John Stamos thinks dating Bob Saget is the best April Fools joke of all, Nathan Fillion has a Caddyshack moment, Kelly Cutrone wants to hang out with Stevie Nicks (don't we all) and Aubrey O'Day is the meat in a nightmare sandwich. » 3/30/12 7:30pm 3/30/12 7:30pm