Have Mercy: John Stamos Arrested for DUI 

Yogurt lover and TV’s coolest uncle, John Stamos was arrested last night in California for DUI. The police report indicates that residents made multiple phone calls about an intoxicated driver in the neighborhood. When police responded, they found John Stamos, alone in his car, weeping about the Olsen twins and the… » 6/13/15 10:35am 6/13/15 10:35am

How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be… » 5/23/15 7:00pm 5/23/15 7:00pm

Zayn Malik, 'Exhausted' By Cheating Rumors, Is Taking a Break From 1D

One of the D's from the mysteriously-named boy band One D is going through a lot of stuff right now. After rumors started flying that he was cheating on his fiancé, Zayn Malik (the hottest of all the D's and owner of the best hair) has left the band's most recent tour because he's "exhausted" from all the hate. » 3/20/15 9:50am 3/20/15 9:50am

What's All This Half-Baked Medieval Crap Doing on My TV?

It has come to my attention that ABC has a medieval musical comedy series called Galavant in the works. This, in addition to The Quest, a reality competition where contestants compete Survivor-like to be chivalric heroes. There is officially too much half-baked medieval shit out there, and it's time to pull the plug. » 8/22/14 7:00pm 8/22/14 7:00pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Stays Young By Hanging Upside Down in a Cocoon

You know how sometimes I phrase headlines in an exaggerated, absurdist way to make them funnier? This isn't one of those times. Gwyneth Paltrow literally has a cocoon. Apparently it's a new style of yoga that's been proven to cure richladyii boredeosis, wherein participants twist themselves up in a silk hammock… » 2/22/13 8:00pm 2/22/13 8:00pm