Realizing, perhaps, that his political party might soon be going the way of dimetrodon, former presidential candidate and children's party Yosemite Sam impersonator John McCain went on Fox News Sunday and said that, um, maybe the GOP should pitch "a bigger tent" on immigration reform, and also, just throwing it out…
Women Not Voting? Now That's Scary
Women's enduring disdain for Mitt Romney has been one of the defining memes of the 2012 election cycle. He's stilted, weird, off putting, and condescending, and his policies regarding women are the political equivalent of a chili powder laced tampon. So when both candidates made the bizarre choice to completely leave…
Republican National Convention Attendees Sure Love Sugar Daddy…
The 2012 GOP is a party that promises to return America to the imaginary 1950's white guy wonderland that only ever existed on the teevee, so it's no wonder one might find among its ranks individuals interested in relationships that adhere to, shall we say, antiquated models. Relationships where not only does the man…
John McCain Comes Pretty Close to Calling Michele Bachmann Delusional…
There was a time, before Sarah Palin sashayed onto the national political scene, that John McCain was considered a relatively reasonable member of the GOP. On Wednesday, McCain revived some of that bipartisan temperance when he took to the Senate floor to defend Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary…
John McCain Alarms Everyone by Saying Sarah Palin Was His ‘Best’ VP…
John McCain shimmied out of whatever chimney he's been practicing his Santa Claus routine in since losing the 2008 presidential election and tried really hard to reassure anyone who's wondering why he didn't pick Mitt Romney as a running mate that it definitely had nothing to do with any supposed irregularities on…
Pot Smoking Meghan McCain Unaware That America Finds Her Insufferable
When Senator John McCain was running for President in 2008, his twentysomething daughter Meghan seemed a welcome nontoxic breeze in an atmosphere poisoned by Palin hot air. She liked sex! She had gay friends! She had a cool iPod playlist! Now, she supports gay marriage and pot legalization and even smokes pot like a …
Meghan McCain Calls Adultery Deplorable, But Forgets Her Father Is an…
Well, you have to hand it to Meghan McCain. She's just taken hypocrisy to a fascinating new level. She's got a new book out, and Politico got ahold of it. In it, she calls Bill Clinton out for having "cheated and lied" during the Monica Lewinsky affair, and says she's "never cheated on a boyfriend" because her parents…
Why in the World Would John McCain Tell Mitt Romney to Pick Sarah…
Today, Arizona Senator John McCain told CBS This Morning that it's time for Rick Santourm to drop out of the race for the GOP Presidential nomination so Mitt Romney can get to focusing on the important stuff — like picking Sarah Palin as his running mate. Since John McCain probably hasn't forgotten about that one time…
Former Republican Advisor Admits Sarah Palin Ruined Everything
A former John McCain advisor and Sarah Palin wrangler has admitted that thanks to the former Alaskan governor's disastrous turn as major party running mate, the chance that another woman will be nominated for Vice President is slim. Actually, scratch that: there's an Alaskan snowball's chance in hell that this year's…
Defiant Author of 'Show Your Boss Your Whore Pills' Bill Is Rewriting…
The Arizona State Representative responsible for mothering a bill that would have allowed employers to require their female employees show proof that they were using birth control pills for non-slutty reasons (and fire them if they sought reimbursement for pills acquired under false virginal pretenses), can't…
