OK! Retracts Story About Katy Perry Being Pregnant

The tabloid Ok! magazine tweeted a public apology to Katy Perry on Monday for erroneously "reporting" that the singer was pregnant and getting married to John Mayer. » 3/30/15 3:50pm Yesterday 3:50pm

John Mayer Gives Epic Interview, Wants You to Believe He's a Good Guy 

"I'm a recovered ego addict," says John Mayer, who sat down with msnbc's Ronan Farrow last week (in a transparent attempt to rid his reputation for being a steaming hot pile of trash). "By day I was this sort of mild mannered kid who nobody really saw. And by night I would be in a room listening to Charlie Parker… » 3/08/15 12:30pm 3/08/15 12:30pm

John Mayer Jokes About Grammys and Taylor Swift 

John Mayer ended a three-night stint guest hosting The Late Late Show by reminding the world that he dated Taylor Swift. Mayer joked, "You can see me at the Grammy Awards doing what I do best. Being avoided by Taylor Swift." » 2/07/15 12:00pm 2/07/15 12:00pm

The Most Embarrassing Person You've Ever Had Sex With

In a life full of sexual misadventures, not everyone you choose to have sex with is going to be a total winner. In some cases, your sexual partner might even be a complete embarrassment who you can't even tell your friends about, but you go through with it anyway because they're hot, you're horny or, hey, maybe… » 1/16/15 6:20pm 1/16/15 6:20pm

Are Katy Perry and John Mayer Doing Sex Again?

UH-OH. Your frenemy Katy Perry was spotted out with her ex boyfriend/that dude-bro who's always inviting you back to his dorm room to hear him play guitar, Mr. John Mayer. » 1/06/15 10:10am 1/06/15 10:10am

John Mayer, Noted Homewrecker, 'Cracked' Giada De Laurentiis' Marriage

Following news that Giada De Laurentiis and husband Todd Thompson have filed for divorce (citing irreconcilable differences), RadarOnline reports that there have been "cracks in the marriage for years." Cough, John Mayer. » 12/31/14 10:35am 12/31/14 10:35am

John Mayer Photoshopped the Fuck Out of This Instagram Selfie. Maybe.

John Mayer got a lot of Internet bloggers' heads scratching today when he posted this overly manipulated/filtered image of himself to Instagram on Monday. » 12/30/14 11:00pm 12/30/14 11:00pm

Being Oprah's Dog Seems Like a Good Gig

In today's Tweet Beat, Oprah's dog receives gift currently has more Christmas presents than I do, John Mayer discusses life goals and Mia Farrow finally takes responsibility. » 12/23/14 7:40pm 12/23/14 7:40pm

Zooey Deschanel and the Giant Inflatable Swan

In today's Tweet Beat, Zooey Deschanel and the Giant Inflatable Swan sounds like a bestselling children's book, Shaun White has a very high tolerance for embarrassment and John Mayer lays down the guidelines on correct doodling etiquette. » 9/12/14 7:30pm 9/12/14 7:30pm

John Mayer Was Approached About Doing a Princess Bride Musical (????)

Well this is just absolutely unbelievable: Rob Reiner says that, at one point, he tried to get John Mayer to write a score for Princess Bride musical. YES, THAT JOHN MAYER. Obviously there is only one thing that can possibly be said about such an idea: » 7/09/14 4:40pm 7/09/14 4:40pm

​Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding

Jessica Simpson and her NFL beau finally married yesterday at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch resort (apparently where JFK and Jackie spent their honeymoon). Their 1-year-old son Ace was their ring bearer, their 2-year-old daughter Maxwell was their flower girl and was joined by Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx, 5. Oh, and… » 7/06/14 11:30am 7/06/14 11:30am

John Mayer Recorded a Beyonce Cover And It Doesn't Suck

John Mayer has just recorded his own version of Beyonce's "XO" and as much as I'd like to say it made my ears bleed as if I had used a q-tip incorrectly, it's actually quite good. Sure, Mayer doesn't have Beyonce's driving beat (or powerful vocals —I WILL SAY IT), but this version is soothing. It's what you'd listen… » 5/25/14 1:30pm 5/25/14 1:30pm

WHAT: Katy Perry and John Mayer Have Broken Up

Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up after an endless stream of engagement rumors, one insufferable love song and several gossip site meltdowns prompted by the vision of Katy Perry wearing an extremely large diamond on her ring finger. If anything proves that we live in a dark and chaotic world ruled over by the… » 2/26/14 9:13am 2/26/14 9:13am

Kylie and Kendall Jenner's Dystopian Young Adult Novel Is Coming

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner — the youngest of the Kardashian brood — have penned a dystopian young adult novel. Surprisingly, it is not a work of metafiction, set in a dystopic present in which Kylie and Kendall Jenner are the authors of a dystopian young adult novel. » 2/19/14 9:04am 2/19/14 9:04am

American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)

The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday… » 2/16/14 11:30am 2/16/14 11:30am

John Mayer Is 'The Kenny Powers of Twitter'

In today's Tweet Beat, John Mayer is back with a vengeance, Khloe Kardashian and Evan Rachel Wood are listening to TLC (but not together), and Judy Gold and Jay Baruchel have gas (but not together). » 1/31/14 7:30pm 1/31/14 7:30pm

Frankie Muniz Feels Like a Teenage Girl But Can Admit It Like a Man

In today's Tweet Beat, Gmail goes down for everyone, Frankie Muniz is open and honest about his emotions, and Adrian Grenier and John Mayer are hanging out doing something. » 1/24/14 7:30pm 1/24/14 7:30pm

Katy Perry and John Mayer's Sickly Sweet Love Roams Free in New Video

"You love who you love who you love," sing John Mayer and Katy Perry in the single they've released together off Mayer's new album, "Who You Love." "You can't make yourself stop dreaming who you're dreaming of." They might as well be singing "WARNING: you're entering a judgment free zone. Prepare to be sapped to… » 12/17/13 10:00am 12/17/13 10:00am

Here's Katy Perry and John Mayer's Moody, Insufferable New Album Art

Katy Perry and John Mayer have unleashed upon the unsuspecting world the album art for their duet "Who You Love." In it, John Mayer looks like the most irritating person in your freshman year dorm, all pensive with an acoustic guitar. Katy Perry is a face and some limbs in a sea of velvet. » 12/03/13 9:10am 12/03/13 9:10am

The Best Tales from Former Groupies of Reddit

Ah, to be a groupie. You have a sex-thing with a famous person one time (or a few times) and then you get to lug the memory around like a precious treasure for the rest of your life, until your senescence is marked by the crowing of your descendants: "Grandma, Adam Levine was sent to the outer space garbage-colony… » 11/18/13 7:00pm 11/18/13 7:00pm