Bouncer Sues Former Boss, Alleges He Was Forced To Buy Coke For Celebs

Leonard Taylor has helped famous people throughout his career. When he was a personal bodyguard for celebrities like Uma Thurman and Mark Wahlberg, he kept them from physical harm as they wandered around in public. When he worked as a bouncer at celeb-heavy clubs owned by Barry Mullineaux that I can’t even imagine the… » 4/24/15 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm

John Mayer Gives Epic Interview, Wants You to Believe He's a Good Guy 

"I'm a recovered ego addict," says John Mayer, who sat down with msnbc's Ronan Farrow last week (in a transparent attempt to rid his reputation for being a steaming hot pile of trash). "By day I was this sort of mild mannered kid who nobody really saw. And by night I would be in a room listening to Charlie Parker… » 3/08/15 12:30pm 3/08/15 12:30pm

The Most Embarrassing Person You've Ever Had Sex With

In a life full of sexual misadventures, not everyone you choose to have sex with is going to be a total winner. In some cases, your sexual partner might even be a complete embarrassment who you can't even tell your friends about, but you go through with it anyway because they're hot, you're horny or, hey, maybe… » 1/16/15 6:20pm 1/16/15 6:20pm

​Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding

Jessica Simpson and her NFL beau finally married yesterday at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch resort (apparently where JFK and Jackie spent their honeymoon). Their 1-year-old son Ace was their ring bearer, their 2-year-old daughter Maxwell was their flower girl and was joined by Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx, 5. Oh, and… » 7/06/14 11:30am 7/06/14 11:30am

John Mayer Recorded a Beyonce Cover And It Doesn't Suck

John Mayer has just recorded his own version of Beyonce's "XO" and as much as I'd like to say it made my ears bleed as if I had used a q-tip incorrectly, it's actually quite good. Sure, Mayer doesn't have Beyonce's driving beat (or powerful vocals —I WILL SAY IT), but this version is soothing. It's what you'd listen… » 5/25/14 1:30pm 5/25/14 1:30pm

WHAT: Katy Perry and John Mayer Have Broken Up

Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up after an endless stream of engagement rumors, one insufferable love song and several gossip site meltdowns prompted by the vision of Katy Perry wearing an extremely large diamond on her ring finger. If anything proves that we live in a dark and chaotic world ruled over by the… » 2/26/14 9:13am 2/26/14 9:13am

American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)

The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday… » 2/16/14 11:30am 2/16/14 11:30am

Katy Perry and John Mayer's Sickly Sweet Love Roams Free in New Video

"You love who you love who you love," sing John Mayer and Katy Perry in the single they've released together off Mayer's new album, "Who You Love." "You can't make yourself stop dreaming who you're dreaming of." They might as well be singing "WARNING: you're entering a judgment free zone. Prepare to be sapped to… » 12/17/13 10:00am 12/17/13 10:00am

Here's Katy Perry and John Mayer's Moody, Insufferable New Album Art

Katy Perry and John Mayer have unleashed upon the unsuspecting world the album art for their duet "Who You Love." In it, John Mayer looks like the most irritating person in your freshman year dorm, all pensive with an acoustic guitar. Katy Perry is a face and some limbs in a sea of velvet. » 12/03/13 9:10am 12/03/13 9:10am