Katy Perry Would Like Her Eyebrows Back
In today’s Tweet Beat, Katy Perry either wants her old or new eyebrows back, Lady Gaga is also back and John Krasinski does some light reading.
Jim and Pam Reunite for a Moment, Just to Break Your Heart
In today’s Tweet Beat, Jim and Pam rise again, Martha Stewart is being Martha Stewart and Chelsea Peretti is a married woman.
Rob Kardashian Must Hate His Family So Much
Not only is Rob Kardashian probably sleeping with Blac Chyna, he’s also rubbing it in the faces of his many family members
Reese Witherspoon and John Krasinski Criticize the Oscars' Lack of Diversity
Reese Witherspoon and Jim from The Office have added to the growing criticism about the Oscars’ lack of diversity.
John Krasinski Felt Awkward at Golden Globes, Remains Fucking Charming
Gather around children, and allow John Krasinski to tell you, with charm enough to render us all unconscious, about his uncomfortable experience attending the Golden Globes stag.
You're Probably Never Going to Get Tickets to Hamilton
In today’s Tweet Beat, Missy Elliot is a perfect human being, John Krasinski continues his hot beard tour and good luck with your Hamilton tickets.
Is This the Whitest Tweet Ever
In today’s Tweet Beat, Allure is incredibly amused by the properities of Tina Fey’s skin, John Krasinski is making me feel weird and Christina Applegate sobs.
Whatever, Jon Krasinski and Anna Kendrick Are Great on Lip Sync Battle
Not one week ago, Jezebel’s own Kate Dries laid out a very solid argument for why Lip Sync Battle should not be a show. “Hypocrisy!” you scream. “Then why is Jim Halpert doing a marionette dance at the top of this post?!”
25-Year-Old Taylor Swift Slips Booze to Her Teen Bestie Lorde
The year was 2015 and Lorde, a teen, was at a Golden Globes after-party with her older friend Taylor Swift. "You wanna drink some alcohol illegally?" Taylor asked, shoving a cup full of smelly liquid into Lorde's hand. "Aw, shucks, no," Lorde replied. "I don't do anything illegal." Suddenly Taylor's eyes were hard…
Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus a 'Fucked-Up Hillbilly'
Courtney Love said some kind of amazing shit about basically everything that has been going on except Syria.
Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock Plagued By Working Mom Guilt
Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock interviewed each other for Parade and it was hella cute. "If we had a beer den, with Barcaloungers—but our version of that—it’d be great." "There'd be fabric swatches everywhere. And reclaimed wood."
John Krasinski Lip Synching Teenage Dream Will Make You Drop an Egg
Last night, John Krasinski and Jimmy Fallon engaged in a lip syncing battle and it's pretty wonderful. It's basically Boyz II Men v. Sam Harris, and it's hard to pick a winner.
Massive Lawsuit Calls American Idol Producers a Bunch of Racists
9 former American Idol contestants — Corey Clark, Jaered Andrews, Donnie Williams, Terrell Brittenum, Derrell Brittenum, Thomas Daniels, Akron Watson, Ju'Not Joyner and Chris Golightly — are banding together to sue the singing competition for ousting them as part of a racist ratings-boosting plot. The attorney at the…
Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange
Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…
Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish Tabloid
Just as the whole topless photo scandal and subsequent privacy lawsuits were beginning to fade into the ether, rumors surfaced this morning that a Danish tabloid called Se og Hør had published new bottomless shots of K8 Middleton during that same stint she and Prince William had sunning on the balcony of a secluded…
Sex And The City's Kristin Davis Adopts A Baby Girl
Former Sex And The City star Kristin Davis is a new mom!
Alec Baldwin, Arsonist
The baseball rivalry between John Krasinski and Alec Baldwin is "heating up" in the latest New Era ad, to the point of Alec Baldwin setting his own apartment on fire and eventually burning his entire building to the ground. But what's this business about "912" being the 911 for rich people? If anyone would know, we…
Ice-T & Coco Are Gonna Have A Baby
Ice-T and Coco are planning to procreate. Ice already has three kids from previous relationships, but Coco wants a baby. Ice has allegedly promised that if their show, Ice Loves Coco, gets picked up for a second season, they'll try to get pregnant. Apparently Coco reminded Ice that if she gets knocked up, her butt…
Celebrities Attend Movie Premiere, Sport Afternoon Wedding Attire
Last night's premiere of the rom-com Something Borrowed at Grauman's Chinese Theater was a veritable who's who of Hollywood—in that you hear these people's names and you're like, "Who?" Anyway, most looked like they were dressed to attend the wedding of someone they didn't particularly care enough for, which is kind…
Emily Blunt Is Not One Of Those Hollywood Types
"The business is all about gush and hype. You never have a bad meeting in L.A. They always say, 'You're amazing, you're so funny.'" So says Emily Blunt in January's issue of Harper's Bazzar UK. An actual cynic in Hollywood!
