BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 08: Bill Murray, John Goodman, George Clooney, Jean Dujardin and Matt Damon attend 'The Monuments Men' photocall during 64th Berlinale International Film Festival at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 8, 2014 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

Yes, H&M offers really cheap clothes, but, as this video demonstrates, the experience of shopping at an H&M is one of wading through piles of clothes on the floor, feeling your blood vessels constrict under pressure from tiny jeans, and watching your new purchase disintegrate in the washing machine.

The day after Friday the 13th, John Goodman celebrates his thirteenth time as host of Saturday Night Live, with musical guests Kings of Leon. This puts him third for number of times as host, with Alec Baldwin the reigning champ at 16 and Steve Martin second with 15.

After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.

Last night at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times — held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel — most of the stars looked great. Glam hair, dreamy dresses. Although a few folks made some bad decisions. Hey, it's not a celebrity red carpet without some ugly ensembles! Let's take a look,…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when…

Rich people do some crazy shit, and never has that been more true than in the case of Houston millionaire John Goodman. The 48-year-old heir to an air-conditioning fortune recently legally adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend, Heather Laruso Hutchins. They've been together since 2009, and he decided to make her his…

• Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are allegedly on a break. When asked how wedding plans are going yesterday, Rachel said, "No, no plans," and pointed to her ring-less hand adding, "No nothing."

• January Jones claims she crashed into three parked cars last night because paparazzi were chasing her, but witnesses say she was alone — and smelled of alcohol. Also, in a bizarre twist, January called Bobby Flay to the scene.

• Whitney Houston is in a Paris hospital suffering from nose and throat problems.

• Chris Brown tried to sit next to Mariah Carey during a private reception after Michael Jackson's memorial. She quickly informed him that she would rather he sit at another table. [Perez Hilton]

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• Marina Batkis of Mutts And Moms, the organization that took back the dog Ellen gave to her hairdresser's kids, says she has received numerous death threats. But she's not backing down. "If Ellen wants to place dogs and decide what's a good home, then she should start her own rescue group," she says. "But I'm the one…