We don't envy 31-year-old attorney and author Cate Edwards, the eldest daughter of former Democratic presidential candidate and infamous weasel John Edwards; to say she's had a rough few years is kinda like saying her father acted a tad inappropriately. (Brief recap in case you just woke up from a 5-year coma: Edwards…
Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased
After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days…
Your Favorite Couple John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Have Gone Their…
Rielle Hunter was interviewed on today's Good Morning America, where she announced that she and John Edwards broke two weeks ago. Oh, no! They were supposed to be our forever-couple! Remember at prom, how cute they looked together when they slow danced and how he whispered something in her ear and we didn't know what…
Seven Reasons Why Rielle Hunter Is the Most Irritating Person on Earth
Hey, were you dying to hear not-at-all-notable blonde lady Rielle Hunter talk about herself a whole bunch? Me neither, but she's doing it anyway. For the children (srsly). In a new tell-all memoir, What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me, Hunter opens up about what really happened between John Edwards, …
The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table…
"It was one of the worst moments in my entire life," Jones says. "It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second audition ever." The anecdote comes courtesy of Hollywood Reporter which convened a beautiful white women roundtable so that Emmy Rossum, January Jones, Claire Danes, Mireille Enos, Julianna Margulies, and Kyra…
Giggly, Matchy, Flirty Jurors Totally Sexing Up John Edwards Trial,…
Nothing kills the inherent excitement of a sordid political scandal quite like a drawn-out court case (even one that involves a blackmailing baby-mama receiving a credit card with the name R. Jaya James?), and today it became completely evident that the attitude in the courtroom is becoming bored and somewhat And Then …
Eternally Gross John Edwards Reportedly Flirting with Female Juror
According to an ABC news report, John Edwards has been creepily flirting with a female juror while on trial for creepiness. Luckily, she's totally into it. "The juror clearly instigated the exchanges," the reporter claims. "She smiles at him. He smiles at her. She giggles. He blushes. The flirtation has become so obvious …
How to Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016 (Even…
Hillary Clinton told a crowd earlier today that she won't be running for President in 2016, and while she didn't come right out and say it, she sort of implied that she's tired of the unique brand of bullshit The People have flung at her during her decades-long career in the public eye. What can the hopeful masses do…
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The John Edwards Trial
Once in a generation can we hope to witness the degree of terrible we're currently witnessing during the trial of John Edwards, former Presidential candidate, former Senator, eternal jackass. But Edwards, who fathered a child with a woman who was not his cancer-stricken wife and then allegedly paid her (his mistress,…
Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes
The trial of John Edwards continued yesterday with testimony from an aide who claimed the former Democratic Senator and ex- Presidential hopeful had a cute nickname for his former sex partner and the mother of his child — crazy slut. And boy did that crazy slut love to spend campaign money. Love is so beautiful and…
