We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is like school in summer—he's got no class. Also, Denise Richards implies that she'll one day spill the beans about all of Charlie Sheen's bullshit, and Jay Manuel's tan is real.
In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left.