Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls

In what is one of the creepiest and most disturbing pregnancy announcements of all time, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson said they opted for IVF because they wanted to choose the sex of their babies so that people will finally just fucking get it already that he "loves, respects and… » 4/10/14 6:45pm 4/10/14 6:45pm

Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to Jail Time

Hahahahahaahahahahaaahahahaahaahahhahaahahahaah. Ha. HA. Girls Gone Wild founder/angry orange hexagon Joe Francis was just sentenced to 270 days in county jail for attacking a woman at his mansion in 2011. » 8/27/13 8:00pm 8/27/13 8:00pm

Flavor Flav Adds 'Homosexuality Is a Choice' to Hype-Man Repertoire

June 27, 2013 will be recorded in history books as an important day in the gay rights movement. After the Supreme Court struck down DOMA and Prop 8, the day was filled with a terrific sense of hope and a cause for celebration. And then later that evening, VH1 aired the latest episode of Couples Therapy, opening with… » 6/27/13 2:00pm 6/27/13 2:00pm

Deluded Joe Francis Insists He Is Not Controlling His Girlfriend

The dynamic between Girls Gone Wilder founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson—featured this season on VH1's Couples Therapy—is actually really fascinating to watch and dissect, as he insists to her that he is not controlling because, "I hate when I have to tell you what to do." » 6/20/13 11:00am 6/20/13 11:00am

What's It Like to Be Joe Francis' Girlfriend? Kinda Hellish.

Going solely on his public persona as founder of Girls Gone Wild—a franchise that assigns valuation to women based on their bodies alone—one would assume that to deal with his "lifestyle," any woman who dates Joe Francis would either have to have bulletproof self-esteem or one that's in the toilet. So it's really… » 6/13/13 2:00pm 6/13/13 2:00pm

Joe Francis Has No Sense of Irony Regarding His Leaked Sex Tape

Our sweet tease of a friend, Karma, just ejaculated karma all over Joe Francis: there is a sex tape of the "Girls Gone Wild" founder going wild with his girl, and he is super unhappy that his privacy was violated. » 6/05/13 5:30pm 6/05/13 5:30pm

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend'

During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns out this was set in motion by "friend and Hollywood publicist" Jonathan Jaxson, who told the police that he had proof that Bynes was suicidal. » 5/24/13 9:09am 5/24/13 9:09am

Watch Joe Francis' Amazing, Drunk, 'Retarded' Meltdown

"Just to convict people because you're jealous of them is retarded," an angry, slurring Joe Francis says in an absolutely riveting rant in which he goes off on the jury who convicted him earlier this month for falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel-Air home, but also brags about his dick size, wealth, and… » 5/22/13 3:45pm 5/22/13 3:45pm

The World Is Safe From Joe Francis

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was found guilty of three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury. He faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison. » 5/07/13 4:40pm 5/07/13 4:40pm

Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt

Looks like eternal (and rapey) spring break is over: "Girls Gone Wild" is filing for bankruptcy in an attempt to "restructure its legal affairs after several disputed court judgments," according to the New York Times. » 3/01/13 10:50am 3/01/13 10:50am

Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum

From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever: » 1/09/13 9:00am 1/09/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You…

Not a direct quote, but I think the sentiment is pretty clear. Following Michael Lohan's ill-fated intervention/publicity-grab last week, Lindsay Lohan's publicist Steve Honig has quit. Honig says it has nothing to do with Lindsay and everything to do with Michael—who called him a "fucking liar" after Honig refused to… » 10/25/12 8:40pm 10/25/12 8:40pm

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating After 9 Years of Adorable…

So, yeah, that's happening. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are getting divorced. In other news, both comedy and true love are now dead. Apparently the split is "very amicable," according to a rep, but that doesn't stop it from being completely fucking heartbreaking to total strangers with big ideas about love and… » 9/06/12 8:00pm 9/06/12 8:00pm

Did Classy 'Girls Gone Wild' Founder Joe Francis Impersonate a Senator?…

Well, this is bizarre. Joe Francis, the beyond-sketchy founder of "Girls Gone Wild," purchased an internship in Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor's Washington D.C. office off a charity auction website called BiddingForGood, and offered it up to the winner of his "Search for the Hottest Girl in America." (Because every… » 4/26/12 11:40am 4/26/12 11:40am

Mean Girl Kim Kardashian Mocks Demi Moore's Meltdown

Taking all celebrity gossip as gospel – as we should, even just for kicks – mean girl Kim Kardashian outed herself as a complete piece of shit by making fun of Demi Moore's Whip-It-related seizures at Elton John's Oscar party. She requested Devo's "Whip It" in front of the crowed room and said it was "dedicated to… » 2/28/12 9:00am 2/28/12 9:00am

Joe Francis In Trouble With The Law (Again)

Isn't it weird how Joe Francis keeps being surrounded by lying bitches who accuse him of being at best as asshole and at worst a criminal? It's almost as if they go out and look for poor, innocent Joe. » 8/24/11 3:05pm 8/24/11 3:05pm

John Travolta Went on an All-Dude Ski and Spa Trip—With His Wife (?!)