Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has been found guilty of multiple misdemeanor accounts and one charge of false imprisonment after a that one time he grabbed a woman supposedly in the middle of a girl fight by her hair and throat and slammed her head against the floor. Woo!!! Spring break! Wild times!

Looks like eternal (and rapey) spring break is over: "Girls Gone Wild" is filing for bankruptcy in an attempt to "restructure its legal affairs after several disputed court judgments," according to the New York Times.

From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever:

Not a direct quote, but I think the sentiment is pretty clear. Following Michael Lohan's ill-fated intervention/publicity-grab last week, Lindsay Lohan's publicist Steve Honig has quit. Honig says it has nothing to do with Lindsay and everything to do with Michael—who called him a "fucking liar" after Honig refused to…

So, yeah, that's happening. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are getting divorced. In other news, both comedy and true love are now dead. Apparently the split is "very amicable," according to a rep, but that doesn't stop it from being completely fucking heartbreaking to total strangers with big ideas about love and happiness…

Well, this is bizarre. Joe Francis, the beyond-sketchy founder of "Girls Gone Wild," purchased an internship in Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor's Washington D.C. office off a charity auction website called BiddingForGood, and offered it up to the winner of his "Search for the Hottest Girl in America." (Because every hardworking…

Taking all celebrity gossip as gospel – as we should, even just for kicks – mean girl Kim Kardashian outed herself as a complete piece of shit by making fun of Demi Moore's Whip-It-related seizures at Elton John's Oscar party. She requested Devo's "Whip It" in front of the crowed room and said it was "dedicated to Demi"…

Isn't it weird how Joe Francis keeps being surrounded by lying bitches who accuse him of being at best as asshole and at worst a criminal? It's almost as if they go out and look for poor, innocent Joe.

• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

• Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.