Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Poker Face Is Completely Inscrutable

Political Stratego champion Hillary Clinton is frustrating potential opponents in the 2016 presidential race by keeping her plans super secret. Is her "transition office" in a small corporate space on Connecticut Avenue in Washington D.C. the beehive of advance polling everyone thinks it is, or is it really just a place…

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Hackers Release Super-Secret Personal Info on Beyonce, Hillary…

Gross. Some stanky ne'erdowells hacked into the personal records of a bunch of A-list celebrities and political figures, then released all of those details to the world. The victims include Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton, and the information…

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Joe Biden Is Radiant in His New Official Portrait

Earlier today, the White House released a new official portrait of Leslie Knope's boy toy, Vice President Joe Biden. Taken Jan. 10 by his official photographer, David Lienemann, we see a triumphant Biden sporting a body conscious pinstripe suit and a blue candy cane tie. He's surrounded by the American and vice…

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Happy Valentine's Day, from Us to You

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! While for many this holiday has come to mean packed restaurants, shitty tasting menus or sitting at home pounding through a box of drugstore chocolate by yourself (amateur mistake: wait until tomorrow when all of the candy is on sale), we've decided to take a less cynical approach and…

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A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden

I've always loved Joe Biden, whom I consider to be a major VPILF. America, however, prefers Hillary Clinton. A poll released Wednesday reveals that Clinton has a favorable-unfavorable rating of 67-26 percent, while Joe's rating is 48-37. The following GIF slideshow empirically demonstrates why Hillary owns Joe's ass.

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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Syrup and Mothballs?

Vice President Joe Biden kisses grandson R. Hunter Biden after taking the oath of office during the official swearing-in ceremony at the Vice Presidient's residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington, Sunday, January 20, 2013. AP Photo/Kevin Lamarque, Pool)

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Joe Biden Was Once on Carmen Sandiego, Failed to Sing with Rockapella

We're all looking forward to our Uncle Joe Biden's appearance on Parks and Recreation this Thursday, but did you know that this won't be the his first appearance on a much-beloved television series? Come, friends, and let's travel back to a magical time called 1993 during which the VP — who back then was but a…

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Finally: Leslie Knope Meets Vice President Biden on Parks and…

The political mind meld/potential love match of a lifetime all goes down on Nov. 15's episode of Parks and Recreation. Meeting Biden is an engagement gift from Ben and you gotta give it up to him — that is one fucking awesome engagement present for Leslie Knope. It's better than a waffle wrapped in whipped cream on…

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