Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Poker Face Is Completely Inscrutable

Political Stratego champion Hillary Clinton is frustrating potential opponents in the 2016 presidential race by keeping her plans super secret. Is her "transition office" in a small corporate space on Connecticut Avenue in Washington D.C. the beehive of advance polling everyone thinks it is, or is it really just a place… » 3/31/13 12:00pm 3/31/13 12:00pm

Hackers Release Super-Secret Personal Info on Beyonce, Hillary…

Gross. Some stanky ne'erdowells hacked into the personal records of a bunch of A-list celebrities and political figures, then released all of those details to the world. The victims include Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton, and the information… » 3/11/13 8:00pm 3/11/13 8:00pm

A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden

I've always loved Joe Biden, whom I consider to be a major VPILF. America, however, prefers Hillary Clinton. A poll released Wednesday reveals that Clinton has a favorable-unfavorable rating of 67-26 percent, while Joe's rating is 48-37. The following GIF slideshow empirically demonstrates why Hillary owns Joe's ass. » 1/24/13 1:50pm 1/24/13 1:50pm

Joe Biden Was Once on Carmen Sandiego, Failed to Sing with Rockapella

We're all looking forward to our Uncle Joe Biden's appearance on Parks and Recreation this Thursday, but did you know that this won't be the his first appearance on a much-beloved television series? Come, friends, and let's travel back to a magical time called 1993 during which the VP — who back then was but a lowly,… » 11/13/12 3:40pm 11/13/12 3:40pm

Finally: Leslie Knope Meets Vice President Biden on Parks and…

The political mind meld/potential love match of a lifetime all goes down on Nov. 15's episode of Parks and Recreation. Meeting Biden is an engagement gift from Ben and you gotta give it up to him — that is one fucking awesome engagement present for Leslie Knope. It's better than a waffle wrapped in whipped cream on… » 11/07/12 11:00pm 11/07/12 11:00pm

10 Reasons You Should Have Watched the Vice Presidential Debate Last…

Pundits are calling it "lively," but what last night's Vice Presidential debate really was — was hilarious. It had everything a political hatewatcher could want from a televised argument between two dudes — Joe Biden's incurable case of the giggleshouts, moderator Martha Raddatz's oh no she DIDN'T scimitar questions,… » 10/12/12 11:30am 10/12/12 11:30am