Uncle Joe Biden Is Back and Better Than Ever

During the swearing in of new Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter Tuesday, Vice President Joe Biden intimately shared...something...with Carter's wife Stephanie. We've been here before. Yes, we surely have. » 2/17/15 2:30pm 2/17/15 2:30pm

Shade Court: Kanye Takes on Kim's 'Broke' Exes and Biden Pulls a Biden

Welcome to Shade Court. In the tradition of this honorable column, I ask that we all take a moment to remember that I'm just trying to do a service here. Not knowing the hell you're talking about isn't cool. Let's begin. » 1/29/15 2:10pm 1/29/15 2:10pm

Uncle Joe Biden Is Not Creepy, Says Girl Biden Kinda Creeped On

Smooth, cool, leather-jacket-wearing Uncle Joe Biden is Not Creepy, says Maggie Coons, daughter of Senator Chris Coons. » 1/11/15 4:15pm 1/11/15 4:15pm

Joe Biden: Barbara Boxer Has Been 'My Soul Mate in the Senate'

California Senator Barbara Boxer announced earlier this week that she won't seek reelection in 2016, via a weird video featuring her grandson and some freestylin'. In a statement, Vice President Joe Biden bid her farewell in the most Bidenish way possible, that is, by reminiscing about their "passionate" political… » 1/09/15 10:10am 1/09/15 10:10am

Someone Please Help Nancy Pelosi Escape This John Boehner Kiss

Ohio Republican and man-sized Oompa Loompa John Boehner was re-elected today to his third term as speaker for the House of Representatives, despite some two dozen fractious Tea Partiers voting against him for not being anti-Obama enough. To celebrate, Boehener gave Nancy Pelosi the most uncomfortable kiss in the… » 1/06/15 5:20pm 1/06/15 5:20pm

Caption This and Explain What Is Joe Biden Even Doing Right Now?

Captions, please: Vice President Joe Biden tours a dredging barge, Thursday, Oct. 16, 2014, at Penn's Landing along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Biden discussed the importance of investing in the nation's infrastructure during his visit to the waterfront. » 10/17/14 7:10pm 10/17/14 7:10pm

Joe Biden Eats an Ice Cream Cone While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular.

Yesterday, Vice President Joe Biden bought himself an ice cream cone, which he proceeded to eat while wearing aviator sunglasses. Fortunately, an AP photographer was on hand to document this moment in American history. » 10/09/14 10:30am 10/09/14 10:30am

The Best Commentary on Ray Rice's Suspension Comes From Joe Biden

Say what you will about our Vice President's propensity to gaffes and awkward photo op nuzzling; when he's on, he is fucking on. This morning, in an interview with Today's Tamron Hall, his commentary on the Ray Rice suspension (and, on a larger scale, violence against women) was so on point that if John Oliver had… » 9/09/14 11:20am 9/09/14 11:20am

Rihanna and This Yacht Look Great Together

In Today's Tweet Beat, I still cannot believe Rihanna is not back on Instagram, Joe Biden hearts women's equality and Courtney Stodden really...loves her dogs. » 8/26/14 7:30pm 8/26/14 7:30pm

Joe Biden Was Quite the Stud

In today's Tweet Beat, we learn that Joe Biden was a hottie back in the day, the next Sharknado film is already being brainstormed and Neal Brennan has some ground rules for your coffee order. » 7/31/14 7:30pm 7/31/14 7:30pm

Biden Declares LGBT Rights More Important Than Cultural Traditions

Vice President Joe Biden, who has made a habit of getting out in front on LGBT issues for the Obama Administration, has expressed his belief, in his usual "plain-dealing, no-nonsense" style, that discrimination against LGBT individuals had no place in a civilised society, and that LGBT rights trumped local social… » 6/25/14 8:54pm 6/25/14 8:54pm

Joe Biden Declines Teen's Prom Invite But Sends Her a Corsage Anyhow

Forget all the idiots inviting hot young celebrities to prom: Talia Maselli of Newington, Connecticut blew them out of the park by inviting the ultimate hunk, Vice President Joe Biden, to her night of a thousand shining stars. » 5/19/14 3:00pm 5/19/14 3:00pm

Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Joe Biden Cavort around DC

Last night was the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, DC's biggest annual fire hazard (from politicians, journalists, and celebrities rubbing elbows so damn hard). Host Joel McHale said some things (including a quip about paying potential first female president Hillary Clinton 30% less! lolol get it?!),… » 5/04/14 11:30am 5/04/14 11:30am

Hollywood's Leading Men Star in Powerful PSA About Sexual Assault

After a lengthy speech Tuesday by Vice President Joe Biden, the White House introduced their new PSA about sexual assault starring Daniel Craig, Benicio del Toro, Steve Carell, Seth Meyers and Dulé Hill, as well as the President and Vice President. » 4/29/14 3:35pm 4/29/14 3:35pm

Joe Biden Posts the Best Selfie of All Time with Barack Obama

Vice President Joe Biden posed for the absolute best selfie ever with President Barack Obama today. Then my heart melted, reconstituted, exploded, reconstituted again and then evaporated into a cloud of glitter and joy. » 4/16/14 10:30pm 4/16/14 10:30pm

Joe Biden Reveals the Secret to His Glowing Skin: Clinique

On Monday's episode of Rachael Ray, Vice President Joe Biden raved endlessly about his wife Jill, whom he credits both for giving him perfect skin recommendations and loving him way less than he loves her. » 3/31/14 3:10pm 3/31/14 3:10pm

Cancel Your April Fool's Prank Because Jill Biden Wins Forever

If you're cooking up some half-assed April Fool's Day prank, just don't bother. Because Jill Biden already has everyone beat, after huddling in an overhead luggage compartment in Air Force Two, so she could burst forth and scare the shit out of her husband, the vice president. » 3/28/14 1:40pm 3/28/14 1:40pm

Maddow Defends POTUS Between Two Ferns Jokes

When President Obama appeared on Between Two Ferns — the faux-community access show hosted by comedian Zach Galifianakis — to pitch Healthcare.gov this week, not everyone laughed. In fact, some in the media accused the two of degrading the "dignity" of the presidential office. » 3/14/14 11:20am 3/14/14 11:20am