Chick-fil-A Sued for Gender Discrimination, Would Prefer Women Fry Chicken at Home

Amid the storm of shit that is currently raining down on the fire-engine red signs of Chick-fil-A, the homophobic purveyor of fried chicken is now facing allegations of gender discrimination. According to GLAAD, former Chick-fil-A employee Brenda Honeycutt is suing the restaurant chain for wrongful termination… »7/26/12 9:10pm7/26/12 9:10pm

Cold-Hearted Ladies Refuse to Date Unemployed Men

Our economy has been in—or hovering just above—the toilet for some time now, and both presidential candidates have talked about unemployment until they're blue in the face. But it appears Americans have been missing the real problem with people not having jobs: it's not that they can't pay their bills, it's that they… »6/27/12 11:30am6/27/12 11:30am

America Faces Boredom Crisis as Teens Have Trouble Finding Summer Jobs

Prepare for your favorite public places to be invaded by an onslaught of bored teenagers this summer. While they once would have been spending their days mowing lawns or working in the local ice cream store, teens these days aren't getting summer jobs like they used to. This year, fewer than three in 10 American teens… »6/13/12 10:25am6/13/12 10:25am

Barely Awake Right Now? Perhaps You Work in One of the Most Sleep-Deprived Professions.

Feeling a little tired today, like you didn't get enough sleep last night? Maybe you have your job to blame. Sleepy's, the chain of mattress stores with an irritatingly memorable jingle, analyzed data from the National Health Interview Survey done by the CDC and determined the most and least sleep deprived… »2/28/12 11:00am2/28/12 11:00am

Swedish Hospital Says It's Only Looking to Hire Hot Nurses

Sure, there's the fantasy of a sexy nurse giving you a sponge bath, but would you actually want a hot nurse tending to you in an emergency room? Is attractiveness the number one quality you want in a nurse who's doing things like shoving a catheter up into your gentles or cleaning your gaping head wound? That's… »2/22/12 10:00am2/22/12 10:00am