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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    10/20/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Really, Brody Jenner? Dear God. But thank you for making up for it Simon Pegg. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Dear Joan Rivers,
    Jokes about the closet along with jokes about Tom Cruise are about as tired as your plastic surgery. Also, that joke barely even made sense. Please retire quietly.
    -Bunson Honeydew #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    I wonder who these "boys" are that Brody Jenner speaks of? The ones that are getting so "amped?" I imagine he's talking about his breasts, or maybe his biceps. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    There is no limit to how much I love Simon Pegg. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Holy shit, guys.

    I've been drinking FatGirl Margaritas this whole time. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @ketamineKitty: I call them "milkshakes". #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Dear Rivers,

    Are we supposed to be grateful? You're not exactly a catch, you know.

    -Kk #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @ketamineKitty: I bet his wife feels great right now. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/20/09

    @ketamineKitty: I don't know who this Rivers Cuomo person is, maybe he's English? I had an English bf once who used "homely" to mean domestically inclined: good at cooking, decorating, etc. He was very surprised when I balked at being called homely. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/20/09

    @Hana Maru: He's the guy from Weezer, Love Weezer but everything I read about/from him confirms his douchebag status. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    I will never understand why people feel the need to brag on a public electronic forum that they are wasted or in the process of getting wasted. I understand why someone would brag about shotgunning a beer even less. Yeah, Brody you are so cool. *eyeroll* #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    So if I don't get a Gary Busey joke does that mean I'm dumber than he is? Or is it a badge of honor? #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @overnightly: Imagine Forrest saying Jenny.

    I'm sad that I got it. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Thanks for explaining it, I was completely lost.
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Joan, really? That is one tired joke.

    Rivers, your cumulative tweets are showing you do be quite a dick.

    No, Tila, that is one concert I most definitely not be attending. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Simon Pegg, you speak the very harsh truth. I never thought I'd ever have a nose/ear hair trimmer, but now I do. Sigh. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I know how it really goes with you guys. You make jokes about it just being ear hair, but your backs and asses are getting WAY hairier. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @AnotherJenn: It doesn't exist if we can't see it. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
    Rivers Cuomo kind of sucks, huh? #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @GirlFailer: Did you just realize it?

    It's like the glasses and the sweater make it ok for him to be an ass. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment prismatism was starred prismatism was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @prismatism: I never paid him much mind... but his tweets make it pretty clear that he is a dweebjerk. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @prismatism: The glasses make every inane statement sound introspective and mysterious instead of plain old idiotic. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @GirlFailer: Dweebjerks are the worst because they think they're being funny or they deserve to be a jerk because they were bullied. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @CashMoneyHoney: You are correct on all accounts. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @GirlFailer: It's really messed up that now that I read Tweet Beat I realize that Rivers Cuomo sucks and John Mayer is charming. So disappointing. This is why singers need to stick to singing. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/19/09

    @nourbatta: Ugh. Every awesome, intelligent, sweet thing John Mayer says only makes me hate him more. STOP BEING MULTIFACETED. YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO DIFFICULT. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    BabyJane promoted this comment prismatism was starred prismatism was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @prismatism: Just imagine how pleased he is with himself by his every carefully crafted witticism. Yes, he's funny sometimes, but the dude probably masturbates to pictures of himself. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
    "When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in a better position to get Supermanned, ho."

    Fixed.
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    10/05/09

    @morninggloria: You are basically a genius.
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    10/05/09

    @EndangeredRed: I basically have a crush on her.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
    Hey Brown, know what I'm tired of? Domeztic violenze.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
    Chris Brown does not like people from Arizona. Also his Z key is stuck.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
    Hey Miley, I think Mammie is too busy lacing Scarlet in to her corset to text.
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    10/05/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: HAH! My thoughts exactly.
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