Dear Joan Rivers,
Jokes about the closet along with jokes about Tom Cruise are about as tired as your plastic surgery. Also, that joke barely even made sense. Please retire quietly.
-Bunson Honeydew #bethennyfrankelpregnant
I wonder who these "boys" are that Brody Jenner speaks of? The ones that are getting so "amped?" I imagine he's talking about his breasts, or maybe his biceps. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@ketamineKitty: I don't know who this Rivers Cuomo person is, maybe he's English? I had an English bf once who used "homely" to mean domestically inclined: good at cooking, decorating, etc. He was very surprised when I balked at being called homely. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
I will never understand why people feel the need to brag on a public electronic forum that they are wasted or in the process of getting wasted. I understand why someone would brag about shotgunning a beer even less. Yeah, Brody you are so cool. *eyeroll* #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@GirlFailer: Dweebjerks are the worst because they think they're being funny or they deserve to be a jerk because they were bullied. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@GirlFailer: It's really messed up that now that I read Tweet Beat I realize that Rivers Cuomo sucks and John Mayer is charming. So disappointing. This is why singers need to stick to singing. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@nourbatta: Ugh. Every awesome, intelligent, sweet thing John Mayer says only makes me hate him more. STOP BEING MULTIFACETED. YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO DIFFICULT. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@prismatism: Just imagine how pleased he is with himself by his every carefully crafted witticism. Yes, he's funny sometimes, but the dude probably masturbates to pictures of himself. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Jokes about the closet along with jokes about Tom Cruise are about as tired as your plastic surgery. Also, that joke barely even made sense. Please retire quietly.
-Bunson Honeydew #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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I've been drinking FatGirl Margaritas this whole time. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Are we supposed to be grateful? You're not exactly a catch, you know.
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I'm sad that I got it. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Rivers, your cumulative tweets are showing you do be quite a dick.
No, Tila, that is one concert I most definitely not be attending. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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It's like the glasses and the sweater make it ok for him to be an ass. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Fixed.
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