Ever since Abercrombie's blatant anti-fat business practices came to light, there has been a predictably huge amount of scorn for the nation's #1 retailer of tank tops with tiny pictures of moose on them. CEO Mike Jeffries's remarks in a 2006 interview with Salon have proved especially incendiary: "Candidly, we go…

It's Coachella o'clock! Which means, of course, that a bunch of nervous, entitled white children in macrame shirts are pooping in buckets in a desert somewhere (if one of their poops casts a shadow, then it means six more weeks of war bonnets!). And also Moby is there! It's weird!

Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your…

Don't let last night's celebration of the film industry fool you — movies are still the worst as Jimmy Kimmel was fair to point out on his post-Oscars special. That said, "Release the Tatum" is the catchphrase of our time and seeing Wolf Blitzer paired with the hashtag "#sexpocalypse" will haunt your nightmares for the…

No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…

In HBO's upcoming Beyoncéumentary Life Is But A Dream, Beyoncé publicly discusses her pre-Blue Ivy miscarriage for the first time, which Jay-Z referenced in his song "Glory" (recorded days after Blue Ivy's birth).

It's been a long running gag for Jimmy Kimmel to end his show by bumping A-list actor/very important person Matt Damon, always saying "Apologies to Matt Damon, we've run out of time," but no more. Sick of showing up to the show only to sit and wait in the greenroom all night, Damon finally got his revenge last night…

Allison Williams made a surprisingly delightful appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night — and I say "surprising" not because Allison Williams seems incapable of being delightful, but because Marni, her character on Girls can be so uptight and humorless that it's a little hard to imagine Williams as being any…

Do you ever get the sense that Ryan Gosling's publicist is laying it on a little thick? He saves women from speeding cars, breaks up fights, arm wrestles sadness, and distributes boxes of assorted puppies to needy single people. Or so the rumors go. He also, as he explained to a smitten Jimmy Kimmel, bought a random…

Did you know that Will Ferrell and his assistant Ryan Gosling rent out Jimmy Kimmel's studio at 11:30 every Wednesday night? It's true ! They use the space to host a QVC knife show. Or at least they did, but then Jimmy had to come in and ruin it with his terrible energy.