Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson

  • Hottie Obama speechwriter Jon "No Relation" Favreau is embarrassed tonight, after this picture of him cupping a cardboard Hillary Clinton's boob was posted on Facebook. Clinton spokesman Phillippe Reines stole our hearts, though, when he responded, "Senator Clinton is pleased to learn of Jon's obvious interest in the…
  • » 12/05/08 7:30pm 12/05/08 7:30pm

Jimmy Carter Does Not Approve Of Barry And Hillary Together

  • Jimmy Carter thinks picking Hillary as a running mate would be "just about the worst mistake he's ever made." I'd say, something in the don't hold back tell us how you really feel Jimbo! vein but you know, duh. [Guardian]
  • Political analysts and pundits the world over have hardons for Obama except Israel, where Jews…
  • » 6/04/08 6:00pm 6/04/08 6:00pm

PA. Kids Punished For Choosing Obama Over Nothingness

Aw, look at the cute boys from Scranton who got suspended for cutting class to see Obama! They missed a quiz on The Stranger. "Existentialism is dead," one said. If only we could say the same for killing the Arabs, kids! So yeah, we really, really wanted to play hooky today. It's hot in my house and most of the "news"… » 4/24/08 10:00am 4/24/08 10:00am