- Eva Longoria Parker has filed divorce papers, though just yesterday she insisted she and Tony Parker were fine. Eva told BFF Mario Lopez that Tony was cheating, and he reports: "She is devastated, she wants us all to know that..."
- America's best-monikered First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson, died this afternoon at the age of 94. She was one of the first people (sorry, Al!) to bring environmentalism center-stage. [CBS News]
- Queen Elizabeth got huffy with photographer Annie Leibowitz. [USAToday]
- UN Secretary General offers up the following deep thought:…
- Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are BFFs no more. To compensate, Kim has taken up partying with Paris' frenemy Mischa Barton. [TheSuperficial]
- Angelina Jolie is still modeling for St. John, has gone from scary-skinny to "fuck you" skinny. [JustJared]
- Justin Timberlake may still love and respect ex-girlfriend Cameron…