On Monday's episode of Rachael Ray, Vice President Joe Biden raved endlessly about his wife Jill, whom he credits both for giving him perfect skin recommendations and loving him way less than he loves her.

If you're cooking up some half-assed April Fool's Day prank, just don't bother. Because Jill Biden already has everyone beat, after huddling in an overhead luggage compartment in Air Force Two, so she could burst forth and scare the shit out of her husband, the vice president.

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.

Last night the world was treated to a Dancing with the Leaders of the Free World contest, at the Inaugural Ball. These are the results.

Our first lady and first lady of vice (ow!) looking oh so fine on the cover of the magazine that comes inside the newspapers. I love Parade because they once published a question of mine about Kim Basinger's wedding ring in their front "ask questions about celebrities" section. No shame, I was 13-years-old and I love…

Joe and Dr. Jill Biden usually host a kick off barbecue before Susan G. Komen for the Cure's signature event, the Global Race for the Cure in Washington, DC. This year, however, the Vice President and his wife will not be making an appearance at the June 2 event, citing "scheduling conflicts." Yeah, "scheduling…

First Lady Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden were in Florida today for a NASCAR event, and they didn't exactly receive a warm welcome. They were supporting Joining Forces, a White House initiative to hire and train veterans, which is about as unobjectionable as they come. The ladies received a standing ovation at a…

[New York, October 18: U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama applauds with actress Sarah Jessica Parker and Jill Biden after speaking at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser. Image via AP.]

Given the need for Secret Service Protection, Jill Biden says, "So now when he says, 'Let's go out to dinner,' if I want time alone together, I'll say, 'Let's not. Let's stay home.' "[Self via NY Post]

Jill Biden will appear on an August 8 episode of Lifetime's Army Wives — playing herself. We find this slightly creepy.

[Port-au-Prince, April 13. Image via AP]

• Michelle Obama on Dr. Jill Biden: "She's somebody that you want to go on a shopping trip with, or, you know, the things you do, with women who are your friends." •

[New York, October 28. Image via Getty]

Glamour's Cindi Leive played Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me's "Not My Job" last Saturday. She talked about inaugural fashions, and the importance of resisting the temptation to use her pages to nominate bogus trends.