For our second installment of the Jezebel Book Club, we'll be discussing Caitlin Moran's How To Be a Woman, which is great news for those of you who've read it, because it's hilarious and thought-provoking and awesome, and even for those of you who haven't, because Moran tackles a lot of topics that — if you're here…

This month, we'll be reading Caitlin Moran's best-selling How To Be a Woman. Here's a summary from Amazon:

It's finally time to talk about Gone Girl. Did you love it? Did you hate it? Did it make you reassess your relationship/media crime coverage/moving to Missouri? Did it make you reassess whether you really want to plan that scavenger hunt for your three year anniversary/check out what your significant other is hiding…

We're not really in the mood to discuss Gone Girl today and figured many of you might feel the same way — so let's meet at 4 PM EDT next Monday, July 23rd, to discuss instead.

You have about 24 hours to finish Gone Girl before we discuss all things Nick and Amy-related tomorrow at 4 pm EST. See you there!

Are you reading Gone Girl with us as part of our first ever Jezebel book club? (All the cool people are doing it! Like Anderson Cooper!)

This is a friendly reminder that our book club will meet two weeks from today! Have you guys started reading Gone Girl yet? I already finished it because I accidentally read it in four hours straight. But I won't tell you what I thought of it (because I know you're all dying to find out) until the 20th!

The people have spoken: we will be reading Gone Girl in July.

Listen, about Lindsay Lohan: There is such a thing as schadenfreude, but self-destruction is sad. And to tell you the truth, we're worried about her. Right now she is probably on the scariest detox trip ever known. And though we joked about advice from The Coreys, there is only one person who really knows what Lindsay…