How to Look Great at Any Age: A Simple Recipe

Why, in my 60's, am I suddenly a senior citizen? Hopefully, the advantage of reduced movie ticket prices is worth it. I ponder daily the gap between that number and my own perception of self. I do have a few aches and pains from working out, but I had those when I worked out at 20. I also need a bit more sleep… » 3/12/15 3:45pm 3/12/15 3:45pm

Gloria Steinem Gets a Clit Ring! (No, Not That Kind)

Here's Gloria Steinem showing off a ring cast in the form of the internal clitoris by jewelry designer Penolopijones. How orgasmic! » 3/05/15 6:00pm 3/05/15 6:00pm

Brooklyn Hipsters Robbing Locally, Stealing Vintage Bear Sex Jewelry

If you live in Brooklyn, you'd better get all that shit you bought off Etsy and put it in some kind of whimsical vault with a vintage vinyl covering, because hipsters are coming for you and your OOAK bear sex ring. (And they're taking cameras, too. How else they gonna take some dope selfies?) » 1/30/15 3:45pm 1/30/15 3:45pm

Men Should Not Wear Jewelry

Like most other men, you might someday find yourself standing in the glow of flickering department-store lights, tempted by the prospect of wearing jewelry. "Jewelry would make me look powerful—masculine, but sensitive," you might reason, fingering an especially resplendent wallet chain. "Ryan Gosling does it." » 1/20/15 11:24am 1/20/15 11:24am

How to Choose the Perfect Business Tiara

This morning, The New York Times revealed a trade secret that many of us in the business world already know: Tiaras are the best accessories for a day at the office. This may be shocking to some, but those of us who've gotten ahead in the past year know that ornate headwear is a major reason why it happened. And,… » 12/04/14 6:10pm 12/04/14 6:10pm

​Dude Pans for Gold for 18 Months to Make His Fiancée a Wedding Ring

So here's a dude that will casually put all boyfriends and husbands and life partners, real or imaginary, to shame. A man spent a year and a half panning for gold, collecting thousands upon thousands of tiny gold flakes to forge into matching rings for himself and his fiancée. Just give up now, world. » 9/30/14 1:40pm 9/30/14 1:40pm

Ringly Is the Fashion Accessory That Doubles as a Mini Smartphone

Are you desperately looking for another way to allow technology to completely take over your life? Is it too time consuming to reach for a smartphone readily available in your pocket or purse? If so, the makers of one new product totally feel you. » 8/05/14 11:30pm 8/05/14 11:30pm

Eight ​Reasons Why the Mangagement Ring Should Totally Be a Thing

I've never understood why men don't wear an engagement ring. Actually, scratch that: I understand why they didn't wear them in the past, when marriage was but the economic chess move of a lady, any lady from her Father to Some Other Dude. But Things Have Changed ™ so it's high time the lady-only engagement ring goes… » 2/20/14 12:35pm 2/20/14 12:35pm

Jeweler Attempts to Lure Engagement Ring Buyers With Free XBox One

Considering hopping onto the "engagement season" train just as it pulls out of the station? A jeweler says they'll throw in a free XBox One with the purchase of every engagement ring, as long as it's got at least a 3/4 carat diamond. » 2/19/14 1:40pm 2/19/14 1:40pm

The Truth About Chocolate Diamonds

You may see them all year long, but ad campaigns for sparkly jewelry really ramp up between Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day. And in the past few years, the usual suspects — "a diamond is forever" and "he went to Jared" and "every kiss begins with Kay" — have been joined by a newcomer: The "chocolate" diamond. » 2/13/14 2:40pm 2/13/14 2:40pm

The Silly, Scammy World of Diamond Candles

Did you know you can buy a soy candle with a surprise "diamond" ring inside it? Because you can. And that the women who buy the candles burn them down excitedly and then patiently extract the treasure-filled gold foil pouches like they're removing the still-beating heart of a cobra, then post "reveal" videos on… » 2/12/14 11:20am 2/12/14 11:20am

Don't Buy Jewelry on Amazon

Because Valentine's Day is this weekend, Amazon is heavily promoting jewelry bargains. Makes sense! But are these discounts really a deal? Not exactly. » 2/11/14 5:55pm 2/11/14 5:55pm

Rent Lady Mary's Wedding Tiara! (Brooding Cousin-Husband Not Included)

If you don't have $200,000 for a 45-carat diamond wedding tiara, don't fret: You can rent the same one seen on Downton Abbey's Lady Mary for a fraction of its value. » 2/03/14 4:45pm 2/03/14 4:45pm

Wear 'Mean Girls' Jewelry While You're Trying to Make Fetch Happen

Yes, this is a thing that is happening now. Mean Girls inspired jewelry is on the way, thanks to Los Angeles-based jewelry makers Stella and Bow. » 1/10/14 10:20am 1/10/14 10:20am

The Great Nick Cannon Jewelry Heist Sounds Like It Was Super-Easy

Desperate to hang out with OMG NICK CANNON STAR OF DRUMLINE, a bag of jewelry from Fred Segal (a fancy store) agreed to hang out with a guy who introduced himself as A Friend of International Celebrity Nick Cannon, Star of Drumline, only to realize too late that this supposed Cannon confidant was really an impostor… » 11/17/13 11:00am 11/17/13 11:00am

More Ads Should Be Like This 'Controversial' Indian Jewelry Commercial

The above commercial for Tanishq jewelry seems fairly innocuous at first glance: A glowing bride prepares for her wedding while her excited daughter looks on. During the ceremony, the groom picks up the little girl (his soon-to-be-stepdaughter) and spins her around in a joyous celebration of their new family. You… » 10/30/13 7:45pm 10/30/13 7:45pm

Nazi Diamonds Are Most Definitely Not a Girl's Best Friend

Raise your hand if you'd be willing to spend almost $110,000 on a super fancy swastika ring made especially for Hitler by a rabid anti-semitic jeweler. None of you should be raising your hands. » 9/05/13 2:55pm 9/05/13 2:55pm

Anderson Cooper Destroys Pat Robertson's Dumbass AIDS Rambling

I assume you've already heard about Pat Robertson's genius new "Don't Shake Hands with a Gay Because He'll Probably Poke You with an AIDS Needle in His Magic Ring" theorem. If you haven't, you're welcome! Gahd, gays, what is your prahblem!? THE GOOD CHRISTIANS JUST WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOU 4 JESUS! (And to feel… » 8/30/13 1:00pm 8/30/13 1:00pm