If you live in Brooklyn, you'd better get all that shit you bought off Etsy and put it in some kind of whimsical vault with a vintage vinyl covering, because hipsters are coming for you and your OOAK bear sex ring. (And they're taking cameras, too. How else they gonna take some dope selfies?) » 1/30/15 3:45pm Yesterday 3:45pm

Like most other men, you might someday find yourself standing in the glow of flickering department-store lights, tempted by the prospect of wearing jewelry. "Jewelry would make me look powerful—masculine, but sensitive," you might reason, fingering an especially resplendent wallet chain. "Ryan Gosling does it." » 1/20/15 11:24am 1/20/15 11:24am

This morning, The New York Times revealed a trade secret that many of us in the business world already know: Tiaras are the best accessories for a day at the office. This may be shocking to some, but those of us who've gotten ahead in the past year know that ornate headwear is a major reason why it happened. And,… » 12/04/14 6:10pm 12/04/14 6:10pm

So here's a dude that will casually put all boyfriends and husbands and life partners, real or imaginary, to shame. A man spent a year and a half panning for gold, collecting thousands upon thousands of tiny gold flakes to forge into matching rings for himself and his fiancée. Just give up now, world. » 9/30/14 1:40pm 9/30/14 1:40pm

Are you desperately looking for another way to allow technology to completely take over your life? Is it too time consuming to reach for a smartphone readily available in your pocket or purse? If so, the makers of one new product totally feel you. » 8/05/14 11:30pm 8/05/14 11:30pm

Considering hopping onto the "engagement season" train just as it pulls out of the station? A jeweler says they'll throw in a free XBox One with the purchase of every engagement ring, as long as it's got at least a 3/4 carat diamond. » 2/19/14 1:40pm 2/19/14 1:40pm

Because Valentine's Day is this weekend, Amazon is heavily promoting jewelry bargains. Makes sense! But are these discounts really a deal? Not exactly. » 2/11/14 5:55pm 2/11/14 5:55pm

If you don't have $200,000 for a 45-carat diamond wedding tiara, don't fret: You can rent the same one seen on Downton Abbey's Lady Mary for a fraction of its value. » 2/03/14 4:45pm 2/03/14 4:45pm

Yes, this is a thing that is happening now. Mean Girls inspired jewelry is on the way, thanks to Los Angeles-based jewelry makers Stella and Bow. » 1/10/14 10:20am 1/10/14 10:20am

I'm terrified and intrigued. Tell me more. » 12/02/13 11:10am 12/02/13 11:10am

The above commercial for Tanishq jewelry seems fairly innocuous at first glance: A glowing bride prepares for her wedding while her excited daughter looks on. During the ceremony, the groom picks up the little girl (his soon-to-be-stepdaughter) and spins her around in a joyous celebration of their new family. You… » 10/30/13 7:45pm 10/30/13 7:45pm

Raise your hand if you'd be willing to spend almost $110,000 on a super fancy swastika ring made especially for Hitler by a rabid anti-semitic jeweler. None of you should be raising your hands. » 9/05/13 2:55pm 9/05/13 2:55pm

I assume you've already heard about Pat Robertson's genius new "Don't Shake Hands with a Gay Because He'll Probably Poke You with an AIDS Needle in His Magic Ring" theorem. If you haven't, you're welcome! Gahd, gays, what is your prahblem!? THE GOOD CHRISTIANS JUST WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOU 4 JESUS! (And to feel… » 8/30/13 1:00pm 8/30/13 1:00pm

If you've ever wanted a tiny rendering of Ryan Gosling's handsome visage softly breathing into your head hole "'Hey Girl", your earwax is looking extra sexily sticky today," these are the earrings for you! » 8/27/13 8:30pm 8/27/13 8:30pm

A depressing thing about being a human is that, in most cases, the only place on your body that has breasts on it is your chest. Even worse, none of those breasts possess nipples made of the finest diamonds, nor are they made of 18k rose gold. Ugh, what is the point of even being alive? CURSE THIS FILTHY PRISON OF… » 8/27/13 6:10pm 8/27/13 6:10pm

Here's something we didn't know: Kelly Clarkson bought a gold ring once owned by Jane Austen at an action last year. Here's something else we didn't know: The ring is in the UK and the government doesn't want it leaving the country. Permission denied! » 8/01/13 6:00pm 8/01/13 6:00pm