I'm terrified and intrigued. Tell me more. Read… 12/02/13 11:10am Monday 11:10am

Raise your hand if you'd be willing to spend almost $110,000 on a super fancy swastika ring made especially for Hitler by a rabid anti-semitic jeweler. None of you should be raising your hands. Read… 9/05/13 2:55pm 9/05/13 2:55pm

If you've ever wanted a tiny rendering of Ryan Gosling's handsome visage softly breathing into your head hole "'Hey Girl", your earwax is looking extra sexily sticky today," these are the earrings for you! Read… 8/27/13 8:30pm 8/27/13 8:30pm

A depressing thing about being a human is that, in most cases, the only place on your body that has breasts on it is your chest. Even worse, none of those breasts possess nipples made of the finest diamonds, nor are they made of 18k rose gold. Ugh, what is the point of even being alive? CURSE THIS FILTHY PRISON OF… Read… 8/27/13 6:10pm 8/27/13 6:10pm

Here's something we didn't know: Kelly Clarkson bought a gold ring once owned by Jane Austen at an action last year. Here's something else we didn't know: The ring is in the UK and the government doesn't want it leaving the country. Permission denied! Read… 8/01/13 6:00pm 8/01/13 6:00pm

Today in "seriously, why has this not happened before," a former vice president of Tiffany & Co. has been accused of stealing $1.3 million worth of jewelry from the company. If you have ever worked in a restaurant and furtively eaten a quesadilla while hunched over the trash can, then you're basically in the same boat… Read… 7/03/13 11:04am 7/03/13 11:04am

Last night in Cannes, more than $1 million worth of jewelry was stolen from a hotel room. The New York Times reports that the jewels were meant to be lent to movie stars during the film festival. Read… 5/17/13 3:00pm 5/17/13 3:00pm

If you ever wanted to cover your fingers in wishes, dreams, magic, and cheapo gemstones, look no further than this Disney Princesses ring collection. Read… 4/17/13 8:30pm 4/17/13 8:30pm

Congratulations! You've found the person of your dreams and think that you want to get married. Either that or you're like, "Screw rules, screw society, I'm gonna buy myself a ring and a dress and marry myself because it's 2013 and I can do what I want!" Sure you can; you're an independent woman/crazy person and no one… Read… 2/13/13 5:10pm 2/13/13 5:10pm

If you're finally ready to put a ring on the special skin-suit cannibal king in your life, Icelandic artist Sruli Recht has you covered. Recht hired a plastic surgeon to flay a flap of hairy, living skin from his abdomen, which he then tanned and wrapped around an elegant golden ring (the video above includes… Read… 1/25/13 10:50am 1/25/13 10:50am

The sparkly green rocks that hung from Beyonce's earlobes at the inauguration are reportedly worth 1.8 million dollars. Created by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz, who said she, like most people, designs with Beyonce in mind, and knew the earrings would be on display during Queen Bey's big solo. Read… 1/22/13 10:30pm 1/22/13 10:30pm

Newark Mayor Cory Booker appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show to promote his jewelry line, the Caliber collection, which melts seized guns and turns them into bracelets. Each bracelet has "Newark" and the gun's serial number etched into it. According to the website. Read… 1/18/13 7:20pm 1/18/13 7:20pm

If you're to believe every jewelry store ad that's graced daytime TV, men propose to women with diamonds. Anything less, and you're a Sad Sack Who Doesn't Deserve Love. However, the times, they are a-changin'. Well, at least in Park Slope, where engaged couples are bargain shopping for rings that aren't necessarily… Read… 12/21/12 10:45am 12/21/12 10:45am

Call it the trickle-down-effect for engagement ring trends — whenever a celebrity gets engaged and starts sporting a shiny new bauble, jewelers everywhere rush to craft similar rings and capitalize on the popular urge to sport the same jewelry as America's pagan cult of entertainers or the U.K.'s pagan cult of inbred… Read… 6/17/12 4:30pm 6/17/12 4:30pm

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation… Read… 6/06/12 5:20pm 6/06/12 5:20pm

Archeologists from Tel Aviv University have discovered a collection of jewelry in the Jezreel Valley of northern Israel that they believe dates all the way back to the Iron I period (circa 1100 B.C.). The design and solid gold material of several of the pieces have researchers hypothesizing that the jewelry is Egyptian … Read… 5/23/12 12:50pm 5/23/12 12:50pm

Hey, dudes: Memorial Day, arguably the most romantic holiday of the year (although Arbor Day and International Tuba Day are also conducive to getting your fuck on), is fast approaching, and it is time for you to select a gift for the lady in your life. What better gift than this undeniably labial-looking Amazonian… Read… 5/19/12 2:00pm 5/19/12 2:00pm

Oh, we all thought we were so clever, buying cheap but cute necklaces and colorful bracelets at places like Forever 21, Target, and Claire's. Sure they might make our outfits look better for a very low price, but it turns out these pieces of crappy jewelry might also be poisoning us. Grr. Looks like it's time to admit… Read… 3/20/12 7:00pm 3/20/12 7:00pm

Tatty Devine, the London-based brand known for its witty (and relatively inexpensive) jewelry, noticed something funny about a new Claire's necklace: namely, that it looks virtually identical in design to Tatty Devine's own "Dinosaur" necklace. And that isn't all. Read… 2/23/12 6:00pm 2/23/12 6:00pm

While out celebrating her 11th wedding anniversary to her husband Bobby last night, Jill Zarin showed off the giant cocktail ring her bought her from Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry collection auction last month. While in the video footage on TMZ, Jill says she and her husband "don't talk about money," the ring-designed by… Discuss… 1/05/12 6:10pm 1/05/12 6:10pm

A global advocacy group called Global Witness has recused itself from a coalition that aims to eliminate the flow of blood diamonds into the global marketplace, saying the safeguards that have been put in place aren't preventing tainted conflict gems from being bought by consumers. I guess diamonds are maybe more like… Read… 12/05/11 6:30pm 12/05/11 6:30pm

Copycat emporium Urban Outfitters has selected its latest victim: Chicago-based jewelry designer Stevie Koerner. Koerner told me she has been making her line of jewelry shaped like countries and U.S. states, with a cut-out heart in each, for two and a half years. She produces her designs in silver and bamboo, and they… Read… 5/26/11 3:02pm 5/26/11 3:02pm