Jesus Waits 2,000 Years to Casually Mention He's Married

So you met this really nice guy, and it's been going great. You talk all the time, he really seems to "get" you, you've let him into your heart, you've been getting into some pretty kinky shit (not to go all TMI, but there's some cannibal roleplaying involved). And then, yesterday, out of nowhere he just sort of… »9/19/12 11:20am9/19/12 11:20am