The Most 'Florida Man' Ever Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
I have finally figured out what I want for Christmas, everyone.
Michele Bachmann Outcrazies Herself In Bizarre 'End Times' Interview
Minnesota Congresswoman and firebrand head of the Congressional Whackadoodle Caucus went on the radio this weekend to talk about, I don't know, what she normally talks about I guess? Word barf that reads like Tea Party Magnetic poetry in a blender? But what she ended up talking about — in an excited, unsettlingly…
New Law Will Ruin Sexting for Pakistanis
If you were hoping to send the following frustrated text in Pakistan— "Jesus Christ— It's harder than ever to find good chicken breasts these days"— think again. Several words in that sentence have been placed on a list that Pakistan's communications agency says indicate spam, and soon, texts containing those words may…
Bacon Nativity Scene Definitely Not Kosher
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Little frankfurter Jesus appears to be swaddled in ham. The Christ on a cracker jokes write themselves.
Photos Reimagine Breast Milk As A High-Fashion Weapon
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My oh my, what exactly is going on in these pictures?
39 Crazy Christmas Ornaments To Make You Dread The Season
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Summer's basically over, which means Christmas is right around the corner. That is, according to the folks at Bronner's: This catalog arrived in the mail right before the Labor Day weekend.
Bill Cosby Is Not Dead
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Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.
Pics Of Wussy-Looking Christ At Lesbian Orgy Are Strangely…
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Following a controversial cover that was, weirdly, apparently "a tribute to Nobel Prize-winning author Jose Saramago's The Gospel According to Jesus Christ," Playboy has canceled its Portuguese edition:
"How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
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Oh dear. There's a very troubling letter in today's Financial Times by a distraught citizen with a dodgy coworker. Really, there was nothing to do but get the opinions of a bunch of dead people, without delay.
What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
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Personas, part of the Metropath(ologies) art installation on display at the MIT Museum, generates a visualization of a person's online identity. We entered a few famous names to see if the internet knows something about them that we don't.
Friendly Skies
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Here's a first look, via People, of the poster for the new biopic of Amelia Earhart. Don't know about you, but Lady Lindy's Christ-like water-walk is kind of freaking us out. [People]
This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
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How Exactly, Is Virginity A Concept?
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Victoria Watts is 23, a single mother of two and a "renewed virgin." She had sex for the first time when she was 16, but always felt guilty about bumpin' uglies outside of marriage. She says the first time you have sex with a husband is "one of the greatest fulfillments" in a woman's life. "My [future] husband deserves a…
An Alternative To Bratz? Jesus Christ!
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We all sort of agree that Bratz dolls are a wee bit skanky. Guess what? There's an antidote to the fishnet-wearin', pouty-puckered little wenches, thank the Lord. No, really. Thank Him! Because instead of playing with mini-skirted, ethnically ambiguous baby bimbos, kids can play with a chick who got pregnant but swears …