Fox has just announced that they will be developing Nazareth, an event series following the life of Jesus Christ between the age of 13 and 30. Please tell me this is the sexy Jesus teen drama we never knew we wanted?
I have finally figured out what I want for Christmas, everyone.
Minnesota Congresswoman and firebrand head of the Congressional Whackadoodle Caucus went on the radio this weekend to talk about, I don't know, what she normally talks about I guess? Word barf that reads like Tea Party Magnetic poetry in a blender? But what she ended up talking about — in an excited, unsettlingly…
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If you were hoping to send the following frustrated text in Pakistan— "Jesus Christ— It's harder than ever to find good chicken breasts these days"— think again. Several words in that sentence have been placed on a list that Pakistan's communications agency says indicate spam, and soon, texts containing those words…
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Little frankfurter Jesus appears to be swaddled in ham. The Christ on a cracker jokes write themselves.
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My oh my, what exactly is going on in these pictures?
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Summer's basically over, which means Christmas is right around the corner. That is, according to the folks at Bronner's: This catalog arrived in the mail right before the Labor Day weekend.
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Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.
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Following a controversial cover that was, weirdly, apparently "a tribute to Nobel Prize-winning author Jose Saramago's The Gospel According to Jesus Christ," Playboy has canceled its Portuguese edition:
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Oh dear. There's a very troubling letter in today's Financial Times by a distraught citizen with a dodgy coworker. Really, there was nothing to do but get the opinions of a bunch of dead people, without delay.
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Personas, part of the Metropath(ologies) art installation on display at the MIT Museum, generates a visualization of a person's online identity. We entered a few famous names to see if the internet knows something about them that we don't.
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Here's a first look, via People, of the poster for the new biopic of Amelia Earhart. Don't know about you, but Lady Lindy's Christ-like water-walk is kind of freaking us out. [People]
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Victoria Watts is 23, a single mother of two and a "renewed virgin." She had sex for the first time when she was 16, but always felt guilty about bumpin' uglies outside of marriage. She says the first time you have sex with a husband is "one of the greatest fulfillments" in a woman's life. "My [future] husband…
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We all sort of agree that Bratz dolls are a wee bit skanky. Guess what? There's an antidote to the fishnet-wearin', pouty-puckered little wenches, thank the Lord. No, really. Thank Him! Because instead of playing with mini-skirted, ethnically ambiguous baby bimbos, kids can play with a chick who got pregnant but…
