The ever colorful Sir Elton John thinks Pope Francis is "wonderful," Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby is "doing a good job," Vladimir Putin just needs to meet some gay people to soften up, and oh yeah, Jesus? Totally cool with same-sex marriage. » 6/29/14 10:00pm 6/29/14 10:00pm

Video has just surfaced about Justin Bieber and his deep thoughts on God. To wit: "Imagine someone killing your son...but he still forgave." » 5/12/14 3:20pm 5/12/14 3:20pm

A restaurant owner in Norco, California celebrated an especially magnificent Good Friday last week when Jesus Christ showed up in a fresh stack of pancakes. » 4/23/14 10:30pm 4/23/14 10:30pm

A fragment of papyrus that refers to Jesus's wife—that was immediately shot down as a fake by the Vatican in 2012—has been tested by scientists at Columbia University, Harvard University and MIT, who all conclude that the ink and papyrus are very likely ancient and not a modern a forgery. » 4/10/14 10:50am 4/10/14 10:50am

An Albuquerque area woman says the face of Jesus Christ has appeared on her toe and healed its wounds. Paula Osuna was just minding her own business when she fell down the stairs and totally jacked her foot. When bandaging it up, she asked her fiancee to rub some holy dirt from El Santuario de Chimayó (a Catholic… » 1/29/14 3:50pm 1/29/14 3:50pm

Late the other night, comedian and activist Sarah Silverman was visited by none other than Jesus Christ himself. The purpose of this drop-in? Jesus is sick of people using his name to spread intolerance and oppression and he wants Silverman to help him in getting folks to cut it the fuck out. After the mission was… » 1/22/14 4:30pm 1/22/14 4:30pm

A new Harris poll shows that while the majority of Americans still say they believe in God, that number is dropping rapidly. At this point, it would take a miracle to save this country from its trajectory into godless Happy Holidays chaos... if only miracles were real. » 12/17/13 3:15pm 12/17/13 3:15pm

Sadcore singer Lana Del Rey recently released “Tropico,” a 27-minute art film/music video, and the first image I saw was of the white artist dressed as a woman bearing many of the stylistic hallmarks associated with Latino gangster culture (right down to the teardrop tattoo). Now, was that a polite way to start my day? » 12/10/13 7:40pm 12/10/13 7:40pm

As we have mentioned before, Forever21 is owned by Evangelical Christians. So it's no surprise that a lot of the garments offered are covered — nay, smothered — in crosses. But sometimes, in an effort to combine hip trends and Christianity, you get weird juxtapositions of Jesus and jaguars. » 8/14/13 11:10am 8/14/13 11:10am

All creatures great and small, the lord god made them all. (And is particularly fond of this pug boxer's ass.) » 6/13/13 11:10am 6/13/13 11:10am

Last month, Armani, a lady anteater at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center, gave birth to little Archie and mystified zoologists/the world, who had taken it upon themselves to cockblock Armani from their male anteater, Alf. Time-wise, Armani would have conceived when Alf was safely locked away in a separate pen. » 5/18/13 5:30pm 5/18/13 5:30pm

Jesus died for our sins — so we better make 'em worth it. There's no better way to honor the heavenly bodies rising (from the heavens?) than by binging on bulk bins filled with wax-chocolate bunnies the size of toddlers. GOD BLESS. » 3/29/13 3:40pm 3/29/13 3:40pm

After it was discovered that she was pregnant, Teri James, an unwed 29-year-old woman, was fired from her job at San Diego Christian College for having premarital sex. As bullshit as it sounds, the school did have the right to terminate James — she had signed an employee contract that stated that "sexually immoral… » 3/04/13 5:10pm 3/04/13 5:10pm

Cecilia Giménez, the 80-year-old Spanish woman whose fresco restoration delighted/horrified the entire world, sold her first painting on eBay this week. You go, Cecilia Giménez. » 12/18/12 10:15pm 12/18/12 10:15pm

Slowly but surely, America's godless heathens are multiplying. According to a new Pew poll, one in five Americans reports no affiliation with any established religion—so that covers agnostics, atheists, the "spiritual not religious" crowd, and just general IDKs. That's up from 8% just two decades ago. » 10/09/12 7:15pm 10/09/12 7:15pm

So you met this really nice guy, and it's been going great. You talk all the time, he really seems to "get" you, you've let him into your heart, you've been getting into some pretty kinky shit (not to go all TMI, but there's some cannibal roleplaying involved). And then, yesterday, out of nowhere he just sort of… » 9/19/12 11:20am 9/19/12 11:20am

Cecila Giminez, the Spanish woman who took it upon her humble self to "restore" a 100-year-old fresco in the church of her home village of Borja, has attracted the ridicule of many internet art critics, who have called her, um, reimagining of fresco Jesus both hedgehog- and monkey-like (a howler monkey, if we're… » 8/27/12 9:30am 8/27/12 9:30am