Jessica Simpson and Her Husband Do Diet BDSM in Fifty Shades Shoot

Everybody and their moms is riding the Fifty Shades of Grey wave, including Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson. Simpson posted a few ~RaCy~ pix to her Instagram page over the weekend and tagged them as #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON as an ode to America's favorite S&M couple. » 2/16/15 10:10am 2/16/15 10:10am

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Bloodies Husband With Handbag 

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where I scoot over to Mulberry Iconic Magazines and smile big and hold out my widdle hands and a kind man hands me four magazines, all featuring an identical advertisement for The Voice on the back cover. This week: Bruce Jenner might be going to prison; Bachelor Chris struggled with his… » 2/11/15 5:15pm 2/11/15 5:15pm

​The Most Miserable Princess Ever: Sisi, Empress Elisabeth of Austria

Earlier this month, fashion's fanciest gathered in Salzburg for the annual Chanel Métiers d'Art collection. The runway show, meant to showcase the brand's couture bona fides, was held in a palace, featured Alpine-inspired looks and models looped around a centerpiece laden with fruits and sweets. To launch the… » 12/18/14 9:00am 12/18/14 9:00am

Weight Critics Inspired Jessica Simpson to Help Other Women Get Thin

Throughout her career, Jessica Simpson has been criticized by tabloid media for her fluctuating weight and since she's had children, it's only gotten worse. Headline after headline has been written to attack her body and on Wednesday, she went on Today to talk about it. » 9/25/14 2:00pm 9/25/14 2:00pm

Correction: Jessica Simpson Doesn't Actually Want a Rounder Butt

On Wednesday, Jezebel received intel indicating that Jessica Simpson was "shopping around for a fuller, rounder butt a la Kim K." This information came from The National Enquirer via Radar Online via an email from a PR company. The validity of this missive, however, would quickly be called into question. » 8/20/14 3:20pm 8/20/14 3:20pm

​Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding

Jessica Simpson and her NFL beau finally married yesterday at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch resort (apparently where JFK and Jackie spent their honeymoon). Their 1-year-old son Ace was their ring bearer, their 2-year-old daughter Maxwell was their flower girl and was joined by Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx, 5. Oh, and… » 7/06/14 11:30am 7/06/14 11:30am

Career in Trouble? Start a Celebrity Lifestyle Company!

You know what's more lucrative than being an actress in Hollywood? Being an actress with a lifestyle company. And it's not just because such ventures are good for said actress's wallet, but because it gives her something to do when her acting career has floundered. » 5/29/14 6:30pm 5/29/14 6:30pm

Jessica Simpson Is Skinny Again, Everybody, the World Can Keep Turning

America can breathe a sigh of relief, because Jessica Simpson is slender once more. Can the celebrity news business even remain afloat?! (Of course it can, as long as there's a Kardashian to pick on.) » 5/27/14 3:40pm 5/27/14 3:40pm

Jessica Simpson Is Now Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests

Joining the ranks of fellow reality TV stars Kendra Wilkinson and Melissa Rycroft, Jessica Simpson is ClearBlue's latest celebrity paid to promote pregnancy tests. » 5/19/14 3:45pm 5/19/14 3:45pm

Jessica Simpson Says Losing Weight Is Fun, Is Almost Convincing

A young blonde girl frolics in the grass with a puppy without a care in the world. PYSCH! That young girl is supposed to represent Jessica Simpson as a child, before she grew up, had a baby and apparently got so fat it was cover-worthy news. » 12/30/13 10:00am 12/30/13 10:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Wedding Pic Is a Lie

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we partake of the glorious appetizer buffet of celebrity gossip offered up by Star, Us Weekly, inTouch, OK!, and Life & Style. This week, everyone gawks at Lamar Odom's drug problem and disintegrating marriage; the "surprise" in Jessica Simpson's "surprise wedding" is that… » 9/11/13 3:50pm 9/11/13 3:50pm

Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes: Jessica Simpson's Newborn Earns $100k

Well, if little Ace Knute Johnson — who turns two months old tomorrow — didn't already have a trust fund, he does now: Us Weekly reportedly paid Jessica Simpson $100,000 for photographs of her newborn son. » 8/29/13 2:40pm 8/29/13 2:40pm

Ricky Martin Was a Homophobic Bully While Growing Up

Before Ricky Martin revealed that he wanted to take his clothes off and go dancing with in the rain with men in 2010, his self-loathing for being gay manifested itself in outward anger and bullying, according to his cover interview for GQ Australia: » 8/29/13 9:00am 8/29/13 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Binges on Cupcakes, Ribs

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week Dodai is on vacation, so I had to make the perilous journey there (t0 the newsstand, where I procured Star, Life & Style, OK!, inTouch, and US Weekly) and back again (to that all-to-familiar realm of pop culture where we scrutinize what Jessica Simpson is eating) all on my… » 8/21/13 3:30pm 8/21/13 3:30pm

Watch DJ Khaled's Hilariously Sincere Proposal Video for Nicki Minaj

DJ Khaled unleashed this immensely awkward but touchingly, impossibly genuine marriage proposal on Nicki Minaj via live MTV UK broadcast, in front of what appears to be Prince's naked Sealy mattress. » 7/26/13 9:00am 7/26/13 9:00am

Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’

During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in… » 7/09/13 9:00am 7/09/13 9:00am

J.Lo Should Have Googled Dictator Before Singing at His Birthday Show

Jennifer Lopez — or at least her PR team — is super sorry that she "graciously obliged" to perform a private concert for the catchily-named President of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, an oppressive, torture-endorsing, Human Rights Watch-provoking, war mongering dictator and Jennifer Lopez fan. A Team Lopez… » 7/01/13 9:00am 7/01/13 9:00am

Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Get Over You-Know-Who

After years of concern, concern-trolling, and self-destructive behavior that made even Oprah do this, Rihanna is allegedly taking some time off from her Diamonds World Tour to check into a women's sex and love addiction program at Centers for Relationship and Sexual Recovery (CRSR) on Recovery Ranch, a Tennessee… » 6/18/13 9:00am 6/18/13 9:00am