Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality' 

Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will… »9/19/15 10:30am9/19/15 10:30am

A Lot of HSN Viewers Thought Jessica Simpson Was Drunkenly Selling Her Clothes Last Night

Jessica Simpson spent two hours selling out most of the items from her clothing line on HSN Thursday night, but she may not have gone to work sober. In the video above, Simpson slurs her words while discussing the sexiness of the color gray, and suggests that Ashlee Simpson Ross and her husband Evan share jeans. »9/18/15 9:50am9/18/15 9:50am

Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched Newlyweds

Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV bestowed a terrible gift upon a very desperate world. Newlyweds—one of the first reality shows to follow celebrities rather than normies—hit the airwaves, allowing us all a precious look inside pop stars … »9/10/15 8:00pm9/10/15 8:00pm

Happy 10th Anniversary to Jessica Simpson's Fashion Line!

Wow, time goes by really fast, doesn’t it? It was a decade ago that Jessica Simpson, American cultural icon, first launched her namesake clothing line, enabling us all to wear slightly platformed peep-toe pumps in varying shades of patent, and to stand tall among giants. »8/19/15 11:00am8/19/15 11:00am

Pictures of Children in Bathing Suits Are Not 'Sexy,' You are Gross

My sweet 5-year-old likes to run around naked wearing only a belt, which she ties so that it has a long piece dangling out in front, a piece which she calls her fake penis. She grabs it and shakes it and goes, “fake penis fake penis!” It’s a real gas. I’ve taken a picture of her doing this. I wouldn’t post it on the… »5/30/15 3:45pm5/30/15 3:45pm

Jessica Simpson's Brand Has Nothin' But a [Billion Dollar] T-Shirt On

The real Jessica Simpson has been a Southern girl with her Levi’s on and an open heart for quite some time, but now she’s also the name behind a brand that makes $1 billion in annual sales. BuzzFeed reports that the billion-dollar figure is “more than the revenue at American Apparel, Bebe and Sotheby’s.” »4/02/15 6:00pm4/02/15 6:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Bloodies Husband With Handbag 

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where I scoot over to Mulberry Iconic Magazines and smile big and hold out my widdle hands and a kind man hands me four magazines, all featuring an identical advertisement for The Voice on the back cover. This week: Bruce Jenner might be going to prison; Bachelor Chris struggled with his… »2/11/15 5:15pm2/11/15 5:15pm

​The Most Miserable Princess Ever: Sisi, Empress Elisabeth of Austria

Earlier this month, fashion's fanciest gathered in Salzburg for the annual Chanel Métiers d'Art collection. The runway show, meant to showcase the brand's couture bona fides, was held in a palace, featured Alpine-inspired looks and models looped around a centerpiece laden with fruits and sweets. To launch the… »12/18/14 9:00am12/18/14 9:00am

​Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding

Jessica Simpson and her NFL beau finally married yesterday at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch resort (apparently where JFK and Jackie spent their honeymoon). Their 1-year-old son Ace was their ring bearer, their 2-year-old daughter Maxwell was their flower girl and was joined by Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx, 5. Oh, and… »7/06/14 11:30am7/06/14 11:30am

This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Wedding Pic Is a Lie

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we partake of the glorious appetizer buffet of celebrity gossip offered up by Star, Us Weekly, inTouch, OK!, and Life & Style. This week, everyone gawks at Lamar Odom's drug problem and disintegrating marriage; the "surprise" in Jessica Simpson's "surprise wedding" is that… »9/11/13 3:50pm9/11/13 3:50pm