Advertisement

This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes, and I Promise You'll Care

In my year and change at Jezebel, I don’t think I’ve written the name of this mystery man in a single installment of Dirt Bag, but, knowing what we know today, that’s probably because the Gossip Gods (show idea) were saving him for something bigger—like being the surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years…

Advertisement